Damn. You know you’re dealing with a crunk-ass bitch when she takes to her manicure to diss you. Shit.
Yesterday, Gawker (and everyone else) pointed out that Lindsay Lohan had the words “Fuck U” painted in tiny letters at her probation hearing. People are saying the words, which some think were written by Lindz while she was actually in the court room, are directed toward the judge, but I doubt that. I don’t even know if Lindsay’s smart enough to think of that. I bet this is probably her standard nail art and when she got her manicure earlier in the week, she had Mike over at CT Nails or whatever paint on her classy little message. If she was getting a manicure for court, do you think she would have gone for the pastel tie-dyed look?
The bottom line here is that Lindsay Lohan doesn’t think. She didn’t think she was blowing off the court-appointed alcohol classes, she didn’t think when she was Hoovering her life savings away, she didn’t think when she was speeding up PCH in a drunken state, and so she most certainly didn’t think about the way having “Fuck U” written on her nails in court would look. She’s young, entitled and flippant about her bad behavior. And that’s why she’s going to jail. ‘Cause of shit like that.
Now word’s out that this darling little stunt could possibly lengthen her jail sentence. Nice work, Ms. Lohan! Maybe when you go back before the judge again you can just actually scream it out — that ought to really win her over!
hehehe… maybe she scribbled it on absentmindedly… or… maybe she got it airbrushed on. whatever.
I think the manicure is cute, dang I gotta go to CT Nails
That’s left over from a funeral
i also thought it was probably just something she always does – at first. before i saw how much it just looks like a fine point pen. i don’t think she did it IN court, but i think she did it before court – maybe not even for the judge, but for the paps/cameras – or maybe for both. but i’d bet she was laughing about it with a friend and decided to do it, thinking how funny/cool it would be, etc. i don’t doubt she knew exactly what she was doing putting her hands to her lips so often in court.
“The bottom line here is that Lindsay Lohan doesn’t think.” I know so many people like that, and they will always say things like “I didn’t mean it” or “it was an accident” or “I didn’t know” (which is legit the first time something happens, but not after that). Then they don’t understand why you’re holding them at fault for what happened. My brother-in-law is one person who is like that, and I’ve straight up told him: “not thinking about the consequences of your actions leads to the same result as intentionally ignoring them.” In other words, you’re still doing wrong. I’m glad someone is finally punishing Lindsay Lohan, because as much as I love her, she deserves it.
Boy, don’t we all know somebody, either a friend or relative, who falls under the “just doesn’t think” category. For those of us who make even a minimal effort to consider the consequences of our actions on a regular basis, it can be very difficult to understand and tolerate people like this.
I wonder if anyone close to her ever says “you’re asking for it”.
But even if she can’t smoke or drink in the clink, she still gets five kinds of drugs, including a pain killer stronger than morphine and amphetamines (Adderall). And she gets a private cell with a private shower.
But she will be left to her own company, unless she seduces some of the guards. She might have to read or something.
I think it’s pretty funny. I don’t blame her one bit. Yes, she should be punished for the DUI, but that’s it. Telling a person of legal age to drink that they are forbidden by law to drink is flat out unconstitutional, I don’t care what kind of trouble they’ve gotten into with alcohol. You can punish the illegal behavior (such as driving or assaulting people or using ILLEGAL drugs) if there is such behavior, but not the drinking itself. It is her RIGHT to drink if she chooses to do so. Also, I think her probation was violated for not attending AA meetings. AA meetings (however helpful they may be to some people) are spiritually based, which means it would be a violation of ones religious freedom to require they attend AA meetings, regardless of their alcohol/drug issues. She WAS attending her regular counseling sessions (which are psychological, not spiritual), and that should be sufficient to fulfill her probationary requirements.
There is no room in Amerika for reasoned intelligent thought. You would do well to simply put the whimsical memories you may have about our former Constitutional Republic out of your mind. Haven’t the cameras at every street corner and tazer weilding enforcers of “free speech zones” and DUI checkpoints taught you that Big Brother knows what’s best for you.
My penis itches, everyone…
fuck, so does my anus….. goddamn lindsay lohan for making my dick and my asshole itch!
oh shit guys, i dug so far into my anus trying to scratch the itch that i accidentally tore out my lunch from mickey d’s that i had earlier… let me tell you guys, the sesame seeds from a big mac show up in your shit! they don’t turn brown when you digest that shit who would have thought. i love my anus.
fuck, you guys should see my keyboard right now! i’m trying to type with sesame seeded shit on my fingers and i’m turning my keyboard brown!~ that’s how i roll!!!!!!!!!
oh my god guys i just stuck my index finger in my uerethra trying to scratch an itch in my pee pee and it’s stuck now and there’s fucking blood everywhere my god help johnny stapelton i’m screwed!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111
oh my fuck guys i just figured out how to bend all the way over and leek the remaining sesame seeds off of my anus. fuck big macs taste better after you shit them out im telling you guys listen to me!
my god guys i just farted and an entire pickle from my big mac came out of my brown-eye and splattered onto the floor. i picked it up and ate it again my god i love my anus hole!
oh my shit guys my anus is the fucking gift that keeps on giving! or should i say keeps on shitting i love my fucking goddamn asshole you guys love it tooo dont fuckin deny it assholes you wanna fight jonny stapleton? ill fuck you up niggers spics jews i ll beat up you all eat shit fuck ass chumps!
oh my christ guys i just thought of a gooddm,an joke!
what do you call an african american male going through puberty? a NIGGER gettin’ BIGGER!
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oh my god guys……………… i apologize. you see i just sobered up and read the nonsense that i had been posting. i’m sorry guys. please forgive me. i promise that it will NEVER happen again. youi have my word.
-johnny stapleton
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PSYCHES!
oh my god you guys i cant believe you actually believed that bullshit fuck all yall. i just stuck a carrot in my ass and pulled out myh pubes one by one. fuck im livin large like charles in charge ahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
BLUE SEMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS GUESS WHAT?
I’VE BEEN JACKING OFF INTO A MASON JAR FOR THREE YEARS TRYING TO MAKE A ALCOHOLIC-BASED SEMEN SHAKE!!!!!! I FINALLY FILLED UP THE JAR WITH MAH JIZZ!!!!!!!!!! ADDED SOME VODKA AND VWALAH! AMAXZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I ADDED SOME BLUE FOOD COLRING AND I CALL IT “BLUE STAP0LECUM”. GETI IT? LIKE JOHN STAPLETON? OH MY GOD THATS ME AHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
and I JUST FINISHED HAVING SEX WITH THE FAMILY CAT. I TORE IT UP TIL THE BITCH WAS BOUT TO SQUIRT, THEN I LEFT THAT FUCKING BITCH WIUTH A RED PURPLE PUSSY!!!!!!!!!!!
YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH MY HELL YOU GUYS I LOVE ALL OF YOU SO MUCH. i just finished making a mustache and beard, even a fucking WIG….. WITH MY PUBES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ASTA LA SEMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
oh my word you guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
gues what your old pal johnny staplecum just did?
I made some toast, buttered the bread with my SEMEN, covered it all up with my shaved off PUBES, and had my self a CUM AND PUBES SANDWICH ON RYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I”M Awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you guys r fucken gross get a dam life
i would fuck lindsey so hard in the pussy with my small dick
—–some black guy
what the fuck is rong with your lip i thiink it just got fucked up
what the hell john?!