Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Guess Who’s Back With His Brand New Invention?

It's Vanilla Ice, with his brand new invention of being a douchebag! Ok, just kidding, that was his old brand new invention, but it's still pretty relevant.  Vanilla Ice was filmed driving a car through flames and confetti, then into a pond.  It's going to be on his new television program, The Vanilla Ice Project, which is probably meant to promote his new album, WTF, both of which are going to grace the world in September. When is he going to stop?  If you haven't had a hit song since 1990...

There’s Hope For Everyone

Do you recognize this guy?  No?  Ok, then look at some context clues, because that's the guy who played Eddie Munster on The Munsters, Butch Patrick.  And he's getting married. Here's how he met his soon-to-be wife, Donna.  In 1964, Donna sent a fan letter to her first crush and favorite Munster, Butch, and - could you just die?! - he responded.  They wrote letters back and forth few a few years until they lost contact. Then, a couple of years ago, Donna emailed Butch to let him know that she still cared.  And he did too, you guys!  So he moved from L.A. to Pennsylvania to be with her, and now they're getting married. I could coo about this story for quite a bit longer, but I am going to choose to work on a fan letter to Justin Bieber instead.  You guys work on your fan letters too, and I'll see you in like 40 years when we're all happily married to former celebrities. />Do you recognize this guy?  No?  Ok, then look at some context clues, because that's the guy who played Eddie Munster on The Munsters, Butch Patrick.  And he's getting married. Here's how he met his soon-to-be wife, Donna.  In 1964, Donna sent a fan letter to her first crush and favorite Munster, Butch, and - could you just die?! - he responded.  They wrote letters back and forth few a few years until they lost contact. Then, a couple of years ago, Donna emailed Butch to let him know that s...

This Is What Lindsay Did Before Jail

In the days before Lindsay Lohan went to jail, she did a couple things.  She did that photo shoot for Complex and she had some fun at that sober living house.  She also did something else - that above video, which I'm pretty sure is NSFW. The video is a trailer for a film Vince Offer, the ShamWow guy, wrote and directed.  As seen in the trailer, Lindsay appears in a skit in which she's dressed up like Marilyn Monroe and murders a bunch of paparazzi with a couple handguns.  Also appearing in this film is Michael Clarke Duncan...

Some People Need to Just Not Talk

And right now, that person is Jessica Biel. In a recent interview, Jessica made some comments about her financial worries that pissed a lot of people off (and by "a lot of people," I mostly mean me and a couple other bloggers):
Biel told Radio 1: "Since I was so young when I started I didn’t think about it. I just liked it, it was fun. But as I got older and started to become an adult and then had to get a car and have to pay for insurance and all those things… it’s a huge worry." The 28-year-old added: "For example, I haven't worked at all this year. I haven’t made a film so I haven’t had a pay cheque and I won’t do anything until September and I don’t know if I’ll do anything after. "It's always up in the air constantly. My life is very much a question mark when the next pay cheque is coming in and even when it seems like you make enough money, you sometimes don’t know when the next cheque is coming in."
Really?  You are a movie star.  You were on 7th Heaven.  You are banging Justin Timberlake.  There is absolutely no need for you to cry about your money woes, and if there is, then maybe you need to doing cocaine cut with stardust and filling your swimming pool with pirate gold, because that's the only way I can figure you'd be in financial trouble. />And right now, that person is Jessica Biel. In a recent interview, Jessica made some comments about her financial worries that pissed a lot of people off (and by "a lot of people," I mostly mean me and a couple other bloggers): Biel told Radio 1: "Since I was so young when I started I didn’t think about it. I just liked it, it was fun. But as I got older and started to become an adult and then had to get a car and have to pay for insurance and all those things… it’s a huge worry." The ...

There’s A Reason For This

So Britney Spears has been out and about a lot lately with the most horrible hair.  While I just chalked it up to Britney being her good ol' crazy, lovable self, there's actually a little more to the story.  Don't worry, it's still because she's crazy though. Apparently the situation is that Britney constantly switches stylists.  According to E!, she's been bouncing between stylists and salons for a while now, and here's the reason:
"They don't want anyone getting close to her," a source tells E! News. "They won't use anyone who has done her hair in the past and won't let any current stylist see her more then three times."
Does that sound really shady to anyone else?  Why can't Britney get close to someone?  Are there secrets that no one knows about that could be divulged to a sympathetic stylist? Does Britney have attachment issues?  Has the real Britney died and the girl we are seeing stumbling around today is really a robot? Please do your part in solving this mystery in the comments. />So Britney Spears has been out and about a lot lately with the most horrible hair.  While I just chalked it up to Britney being her good ol' crazy, lovable self, there's actually a little more to the story.  Don't worry, it's still because she's crazy though. Apparently the situation is that Britney constantly switches stylists.  According to E!, she's been bouncing between stylists and salons for a while now, and here's the reason: "They don't want anyone getting close to her," a source tells E! N...

What Did You Get Your Boyfriend For His Birthday?

Whatever it is, Katy Perry's present is probably cooler. For Russell Brand's 35th birthday, Katy bought him a trip to outer space.  He'll be on the Virgin Galactic thing that I think I heard about back in middle school for its very first voyage. Here's the description of Katy's present from E!:
Brand and the other brave participants will jet more than 365,000 feet straight into the Earth's atmosphere at a speed three times faster than the speed of sound. Then they can unfasten their seatbelts and float weightlessly for five minutes before shuttling back to Earth. "There will be 17-inch-diameter windows to look out onto," a space agent for Virgin Galactic tells E! "Passengers will be able to view Earth around 800 miles in any direction from space." But Russell will have to do some prep work before his blastoff, including two to three days of astronaut training. Luckily, he has plenty of time, since the spacecraft is still in testing stages.
And then, when he comes back down to Earth after hanging out in space, he'll get astronaut wings and they'll throw him an astronaut party.  Because Russell Brand will be an astronaut. What is happening to the world? />Whatever it is, Katy Perry's present is probably cooler. For Russell Brand's 35th birthday, Katy bought him a trip to outer space.  He'll be on the Virgin Galactic thing that I think I heard about back in middle school for its very first voyage. Here's the description of Katy's present from E!: Brand and the other brave participants will jet more than 365,000 feet straight into the Earth's atmosphere at a speed three times faster than the speed of sound. Then they can unfasten their seatbelts and floa...

Snooki Got Arrested!

Snooki, or Nicole Polizzi if we're being official, was arrested yesterday in Seaside Heights, New Jersey.  While she was filming for season three of Jersey Shore, poor Snickers became a little too intoxicated and was taken in by police for disorderly conduct.  Here's an explanation from NJ.com:
"She was being very disorderly on the beach, bothering other patrons there," Seaside Heights Borough Administrator John Camera said. "When our police went to deal with the situation — not Mike ‘The Situation’ — they found they needed to arrest her." Seaside Heights Police Chief Thomas Boyd said Polizzi was arrested at 3:23 p.m. and charged with disorderly conduct, a misdemeanor. She was released on her own recognizance from the borough police station at 7:05 p.m. If she is found guilty in municipal court, Polizzi faces up to a $1,000 fine and community service, Boyd said.
I can never decide if I am envious of Snooki for getting paid to be a hot drunk mess on various beaches or if I am proud that only a handful of people know about my own drunken exploits. Looking at these photos, I'm going to go with proud for now. Snooki, or Nicole Polizzi if we're being official, was arrested yesterday in Seaside Heights, New Jersey.  While she was filming for season three of Jersey Shore, poor Snickers became a little too intoxicated and was taken in by police for disorderly conduct.  Here's an explanation from NJ.com: "She was being very disorderly on the beach, bothering other patrons there," Seaside Heights Borough Administrator John Camera said. "When our police went to deal with the situation — not Mike ‘The Si...

Quotables

"I would rather have a prostate exam on live television by a guy with very cold hands than have a Facebook page". - George Clooney on his hatred of social networking. I've definitely heard other people have the same views on Facebook, but I don't get it.  Personally, I love being able to catch up with the BFF I haven't seen since seventh grade and seeing just how many bitches from high school are now absolute train wrecks.  What about you guys?  Is Facebook a good time, or would you rather drop your pants alongside George? />"I would rather have a prostate exam on live television by a guy with very cold hands than have a Facebook page". - George Clooney on his hatred of social networking. I've definitely heard other people have the same views on Facebook, but I don't get it.  Personally, I love being able to catch up with the BFF I haven't seen since seventh grade and seeing just how many bitches from high school are now absolute train wrecks.  What about you guys?  Is Facebook a good time, or would you rather...

Sometimes Movie Stars Have Dumb Kids

Photo via Celebitchy Laurence Fishburne's 19-year-old daughter, Montana, wants to follow in her father's footsteps by becoming a movie star. Unfortunately, she chose a really, really poor way to go about that:  porn. From TMZ:
TMZ has learned Montana Fishburne is starring in a porno flick for Vivid Entertainment -- explaining, "I've watched how successful Kim Kardashian became and I think a lot of it was due to the release of her sex tape." Unlike the celeb she admires -- Montana, who also goes by the name "Chippy D," is not arguing that her tape was stolen or obtained illegally. We're told the flick is set to be released in August.
There are so many things that are wrong with this.  She's 19, and it's not like 19-year-olds are known for making solid choices. She's Laurence Fishburne's daughter, so can't she get her dad to make a couple phone calls or something instead of jumping right into porn?  She looks just like Laurence, so it's going to be really weird to see her in porn.  Also, did no one tell her that Kim Kardashian's tape was an amateur thing and that it was "accidentally" released?  That's a far cry from doing an actual adult film.  It's also really sad that she seems to think it's going to help her develop a legitimate career. Here's a mental exercise:  think of all the porn stars who are also taken seriously as actors and make a list.  Can you think of any?  Yeah, neither can I.  Tough break, Montana. />Photo via Celebitchy Laurence Fishburne's 19-year-old daughter, Montana, wants to follow in her father's footsteps by becoming a movie star. Unfortunately, she chose a really, really poor way to go about that:  porn. From TMZ: TMZ has learned Montana Fishburne is starring in a porno flick for Vivid Entertainment -- explaining, "I've watched how successful Kim Kardashian became and I think a lot of it was due to the release of her sex tape." Unlike the celeb she admires -- Montana, who al...

These Pictures Are Adorable

I saw these photos and I had to share them with you because they are like, such a moment in time. It's Ann-Margret celebrating her Emmy Nomination (a couple weeks late?) with the stars of Law and Order: Special Victims Unit. These photos are more or less everything I love about entertainment in one photo: old school babes, sex crimes, Christopher Meloni and beautiful flowers. If Nicki Minaj could rap over these photos, they'd be perfect. I hope you enjoy them as much as I did. [gallery] />...

All My Gay Nerds, Throw Ya Hands Up!

We don't normally cover the comic book beat, but we do cover the "awesome gay stuff" beat, so here's this: The new issue of Spiderman is going to have a gay couple getting their make out on on the front cover! Is big deal? No! And that's what's so great about it. A milestone perhaps, but definitely not a big deal. It's just two dudes making out in the park, as two people in love have to right to do. Here's the plot of this Spidey installment for any of you who give a care:
Poor Peter Parker. All his friends hate him, his girlfriend has stopped speaking to him and to top it off, the whole world despises Spider-Man. What’s a dude to do?? How about save the world and maybe meet the new love of his life? Fan-favorite BRIAN MICHAEL BENDIS (NEW AVENGERS) and rising Ultimate sensation, SARA PICHELLI (RUNAWAYS) bring you a new and exciting Spider-Man story you don’t want to miss!!
The issue comes out 10/27 and while I don't know anything about graphic novels and their collectability (Shhh, yes. That is a word.) , I'd say that that this might be an issue you want to get your hands on and keep in a plastic envelope for your great grandkids to sell when they're about to lose their home. /> We don't normally cover the comic book beat, but we do cover the "awesome gay stuff" beat, so here's this: The new issue of Spiderman is going to have a gay couple getting their make out on on the front cover! Is big deal? No! And that's what's so great about it. A milestone perhaps, but definitely not a big deal. It's just two dudes making out in the park, as two people in love have to right to do. Here's the plot of this Spidey installment for any of you who give a care: Poor Peter Parke...

Oksana Finally Says Something

We've definitely heard what Mel Gibson has to say about "the tapes", but until now we've really heard very little, if anything, from Oksana Grigorieva, the target of Mel's brutal rants. Oksana spoke with Radar about the recordings and for real? I don't think this chick's a bad person. In the interview Oksana doesn't elaborate much, but generally confirms that she released the tapes for her own safety and to force Mel to leave her alone. She says that any accusations of an extortion plot are lies made up by Mel as part of a smear campaign against her. None of this comes across as particularly convincing, but it's also believable. One piece of information that Oksana offered was very interesting, however. She said that the tapes are actually just a tape. All the recordings were all from the same night. Meaning Mel made nearly ten rambling, threatening phone calls in just a few hours. I'm not sure if that's better or worse than if they were spread out over time, but it explains why they were all recorded in the first place. Oksana told Radar, "Everything, by the way, this is really important, all the tapes that you hear on the Internet, all of them were recorded that one night. The tapes, as you call them, the voicemails, everything was recorded that night because I was in fear for my life." That paints a pretty nasty picture, huh? A mother at home receiving a series of phone calls from the man who she counts on for financial support threatening her physically? Terrifying. I'm not sure if she went about outing Mel as a monster in the right way, but I can't say I blame her. /> We've definitely heard what Mel Gibson has to say about "the tapes", but until now we've really heard very little, if anything, from Oksana Grigorieva, the target of Mel's brutal rants. Oksana spoke with Radar about the recordings and for real? I don't think this chick's a bad person. In the interview Oksana doesn't elaborate much, but generally confirms that she released the tapes for her own safety and to force Mel to leave her alone. She says that any accusations of an extortion plot are ...
Copyright © 2007-2020 Evil Beet Gossip AACG, LLC.