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Lady Gaga Trips and Falls Because She Dresses Like an Idiot

photo of lady gaga walking in heathrow airport dressed in black leather costume

I know, with just the headline on this story, that I’ve probably offended more of you than I ever have in my history of writing for Evil Beet, since a lot of you consider Lady Gaga to be a modern-day demigoddess, but you know what? You just need to face the cold, hard truth, and I will not sugar-coat it for you.

Lady Gaga, though innovative to a certain extent, dresses like an asshole. I get the whole “I’m freakishly unique!” thing for onstage performances and what not, but come on. To go to the goddamned airport and, you know, get on an aircraft to travel for more than three or four hours? Ridiculous.  What, does she chew on her knees, instead of biting her nails if the plane hits turbulence and she gets nervous?  ‘Cause those things are all up in her grill if she’s sitting in a cramped seat even if she does fly first-class.

Anyway, Lady Gags was captured on film yesterday, taking quite the tumble at Heathrow airport, and it was all due to her forty-inch platform shoes. And probably that cape. It looks like a deathtrap, so yeah. Why not. Ready for the tumble?

lady gaga tripping on her stupid outfit at heathrow airport

And now, The Fall(out).

lady gaga falls on the floor after tripping at heathrow airport

Epic.

Poor Gaga, but definitely epic.

36 CommentsLeave a comment

  • actually you being a hypocritical bitch and posting a pic of miley's vagina was the most pissed in the history of EB because of your writing.

  • hmmm she's been wearing that style of shoe for several months now so this had to happen eventually. no different than anyone else biting it in a pair of heels; it happens to models too. i love gaga but she's human like anyone else.

  • About freaking time. I like Gaga's music but I stare at her pictures not out of love but sortof like how you look at a two-headed calf at a freak show. I don't expect orthotedic shoes but for Christ's sake, chick, quit trying to defy gravity. Fashion doesn't have to hurt so much!

  • “I know, with just the headline on this story, that I’ve probably offended more of you than I ever have in my history of writing for Evil Beet, since a lot of you consider Lady Gaga to be a modern-day demigoddess, but you know what? You just need to face the cold, hard truth, and I will not sugar-coat it for you.”

    AMEN.

  • I don't like to fly for even an hour with uncomfortable clothes. I don't know how she can stand it.

  • Bwahahaha…. I love me some Gaga but that's hilarious. “…all up in her grill…” LOL Nice, Sarah.

  • LOL…. I think her 15 mins are about up! What a silly looking freak this woman is. How anyone could like her is beyond me.

  • damn i didn get to see IT haha. dude chill out miley is a slut anyways. if not now we'll get a ton of pics next year when shes 18. whats the direfence? shes still gonna be stupid and slutty

  • She has confused cruel shoes with being a martyr for her “art”. But she's young and her bones probably won't break when she stumbles around looking silly.
    And it all feeds the tabloids and blogs, so there's a whole industry based around Gaga's goofier-than-thou costume choices.
    And she is only 24 – if she's still doing this at 50, she'll have some orthopedic shoes in her closet.

  • As much as I find her highly annoying and would love for her 15 minutes to be up, thats not going to happen anytime soon.

  • This bitch loves attention- that is why she wears shit like this to an airport. She is a narcisstic person. It isn't enough that she is Lady Gaga- she wants everyone to know where she is all the time. I wouldn't be surprised if she fell on purpose because her ugly outfit wasn't getting her enough attention.

    • all of you talkin, u behavin as if, if u see her now you wont fall at her knees.cos in short its all u americans dat are bad.i dunno why

  • She really should leave the drama onstage and buy some comfortable sneakers to travel in because she doesn't have to hide or prove her talent anymore and now she's causing the outcast kids she represents to be laughed at again! That's not good…her behavior, not her wardrobe are in question…is she medicated?? The baseball stadium now this…get some sneakers girl…………

  • i know all people hate gaga becauseshe is beautiful…i love gaga! i dont care what happen tu her..i love her song..she beautiful than the other celebrity..i dont care what other people say..

  • If it walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck – need I say more. She dresses like a trollop, acts like a trollop – how can she legitimately be a role model to young women who seem to adore her?

  • Onstage fine, it's a show. But to wear this kind of crap in every day life… she does look like a moron! I wonder if they would ask her to take off her shoes at the airport too, she'd end up in her undies… Not that it would bother her, or be a first…

  • I’m not a fan of Gaga. I don’t know what’s so groundbreaking about her music. Her voice is okay but she doesn’t sing with any real passion. The Glee kids did “Bad Romance” better than she did! At least they seemed to actually like the song. Her clothes are ridiculous and this was bound to happen. I’m sure this won’t teach her any kind of lesson but at least it was funny.

  • fuck all haters.gaga is a fashion icon and of course none is perfect and so mishaps can happen once in a while. nd her dress style is cool and unique whiich gives her recognition.GO HAVE A LIFE

    • um, no. this is not a bust on you maxo saxo, but, imho only people who have no style think she is ‘cool and unique.’ her style is not unique. she’s copying roisin murphy and harajuku district and madonna who copied debbie harry who copied mudclub regulars in the east village who copied jean harlow and grace jones.

      It’s like ‘style’ being served up for lazy people on a platter.

  • i think she’s a goddawful performer/singer and her clothes are no more edgy than any other croth-flashing singer in the last 20 years. But she’s only famous because of her persona she and her team created. It’s not genius, it’s just clever marketing.
    If you think about it, what she wears isn’t that much more complicated and uncomfortable than what most singers wear on stage- but she has to wear that sort of thing all day every day because unlike most singers, she isn’t good looking and she’s not particularly talented. There’s no mystery involved- she’s just a mediocre singer elevating herself to international fame by attracting as much attention as she possibly can, and playing on the public’s desire to feel like they have edgy out- there tastes when really, madge has been doing this shit since the 80s- and there’s not a whole lot of genius involved in having a bunch of people decide to put you in something weird and dye your hair the colour of success. Rihanna and Katy Perry wear some weird stuff- but they can pull it off without hiding behind so many props because they are attractive. Lady Gaga can’t just wear a romper because she is quite unattractive, so she has to wear barbed wire or some crap so she can at least make people take photos of here.

  • okay, i don’t judge anyone by what they wear and stuff, and i think it’s cool making a fashion statement .. or just expressing your taste;
    but Lady Gaga took this fashion shit to a WHOLE NEW LEVEL .
    i mean who the f- wears that to an airport ! I hate Lady Gaga with all my heart, but i’m not saying this because i hate her .. i’m just so confused about this girl …….. she doesn’t want to be comfortable , she just wants some sort of attention or something .. I REALLY DON’T KNOW .. but that’s just my opinion =\

  • good for her dressing like a fuckin retard and looking like one too jesus christ girl wtf is going on in your head