If there’s anything I can’t stand more than poofy-haired, whiny, crooning “racist penis” John Mayer, it’s Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino. So to give The Sitch any credit whatsoever really pains me in a way that I can’t completely convey to you.
The two were photographed at last night’s CMT Music Awards, The Situation looking like something you could wash your clothes on and oil a lawnmower with at the same time, and Mayer looks like he swallowed a small, bloated child. Whole.
Mayer was there to perform onstage with Keith Urban, but I’m still not sure why the cast of Jersey Shore was in attendance. Many would think that’d be like Adolf Hitler kicking it at his neighbor’s bar mitzvah or something. … Oh, wait. I get it now. It was a live televised event that people watch. I guess that was the hook. Gotcha.
Whatever. You know you’re on your way out when a greasy reality TV faux-star puts you to shame.
Both of you fools: Pull your damned shirts down.
Actually, that Mike Sorrentino guy can totally keep his shirt up for as long as he likes. Just saying . . .
#shallow
Yes, if he keeps said shirt covering his face.
It’s so wrong but I kind of want The Situation’s sex.
Grrrrroooooossssssssssssss!!! JM is a bloated pig!
Why don’t you just call this site TMZ Lite? You yank every picture and story from them…
Haha… “Adolf Hitler kicking it at his neighbor’s bar mitzvah”… very funny… NOT.
Right… because Mayer’s fame was from his abs to begin with.
Its a sad, pathetic, shameful situation, lol…
if i had to choose between either of these tools i think i’d rather go lez. like seriouslyyy. GROSS.
I’m dating the Situation:
http://twitter.com/molls/status/15678892350
Besides one being younger and in better shape it looks like one is sucking it in and one is pushing it out. Compare and contrast. Call me sick but the jersey guy is too ribbed. A slightly soft, Buddha belly is easy to love.
How am I the only one that notices that John is sticking his stomach out? He’s got the same muscle definition around his hips that the Situation does. I mean…it’s not that hard to see. Except I guess on a slow news day, when you need a story and the only thing you have to write about is how fat John Mayer is.
Honestly, I’m not impressed by the Sitch’s abs. I’ve seen better by far. Though they’re still better than mine
Well to defend Jon Mayer…. i think he was sticking his stomach out on purpose. Granted, “The Situation” does have the abs, but give John Mayer credit. Even though he has a major ego, and talks about his previous sexual experiences with starlets…. he is an awesome singer and guitar player.