Wait, sorry, that’s Aerosmith. Michaels has a hole in his heart, not his soul.
But, yeah, yikes, if it weren’t for bad luck (or, uh, health), Bret Michaels would have no luck at all, right? And completely aside from that, how many horrible things need to happen to someone in succession until they finally just die? Jaysus.
Bret Michaels, who was admitted to the hospital last month for a brain hemorrhage was released earlier this week, but is now back in the hospital for what doctors are assuming to be a stroke. Under the microscope, Michaels was also found to have a small hole in his heart.
Michaels’ doctor claims that the hole in his heart is operable, and that his family and fans should remain optimistic (need I say that the physician in question has been updating Michaels’ blog throughout his health ordeal — just … weird).
Best wishes — again — to Michaels and his family and I hope that once he survives this (because come on … nothing can ever kill the frontman of a band of Poison’s caliber), he chills it out on the hospital visits.
You are just fucking hilarious. As an aside, how about shoving a bowling pin up that ‘hole in your soul’ you call a vagina?
LOL! Your comment just made my day. THANKS!
If this is the true A-hole, I must say it is refreshing to see you giving shit to someone other than me.
Yeah, it’s me. Don’t think you’re off the fucking hook though, homo.
I am so confused. Quite the conundrum. You call me “homo” with such disdain, and yet your father whispers it in my ear with such affection.
Oh well.
Take it outside, boys.
Sarah….
I like you….
That is all….
Thanks, love! :)
The hole is in his brain, not his heart, dumb ass. He had a stroke.
Sorry, buddy, I almost always laugh at your stuff, but you’re wrong on this one. He does have a hole in his heart, hence the links stating that he does, in fact, have a hole in his heart. And our lovely Sarah is not a dumb ass. :)
http://entertainment.blogs.foxnews.com/2010/05/21/bret-michaels-back-in-hospital-with-warning-stroke-hole-in-heart/
Transient Ischemic Attack
Right, which is a stroke, but if you look at the original articles that were linked you’ll see that they found a hole in his heart too. Am I missing something or ar eyou?
The constant links to nothing drive me nuts. I know it’s Sarah immediately.
Links to nothing? They should be working. What happens if/when you click on them?
Tired of links that lead to nothing, here, try this one http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Kittens
I recognize the site. It is part of the new San Francisco school boards mandatory curriculum on sexual depravity and the instruction of tolerance for, alternate body orifice and secretion use.
It all starts when little Johnny gets an urge to suck a dick at age 11, or when sweet little Betty wants to shove some of the house pets feces in her face.
But its all good.
Sorry you had to see that, but sometimes, the best lessons in life are the hardest to take.