Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Happy Memorial Day!

We're taking the day off around here to enjoy the start of summer. We assume you're doing the same, and we're sad for the people (you know who you are) who are spending their day off trolling around a site like this leaving mean comments. Get outside and drink some beer and try saying that shit to someone's face for a change. We'll catch y'all Tuesday. />...

Naveen Andrews and Barbara Hershey Broke Up Six Months Ago

Naveen Andrews and Barbara Hershey at the L.A. premiere of Grindhouse Or, as I first read it, Sayid and that chick from Beaches pulled a fast one. The couple met back in 1998 on the set of Drowning on Dry Land, and they were together until apparently six months ago when their relationship ended amicably.  Of course, there was a short separation back in 2005 that resulted in Andrews fathering a child with some other woman, but other than that, they were going strong. It's kind of impressive how they could have kept this a secret for so long.  I mean, I ...

Surprise! Lady Gaga Is Kind Of Crazy!

A photo of Lady Gaga at an LG Arena Concert Lady Gaga has spent over $4,000 on ghost hunting equipment for her tour, and she has aides check her venues for any evil spirits before she performs.  She's not a stranger to the supernatural - she's said that the ghost of her aunt saved her life by helping her overcome her cocaine addiction. I can't really judge the whole ghost hunting thing.  I used to be on a paranormal investigation team (so nerdy and pretty lame, I know), and we used the EMF meters and we had video cameras, all that...

Ke$ha’s Getting Sued. Good.

A photo of Ke$ha at the MTV VMAJ Ke$ha's former managers are suing the singer for commissions they haven't received yet from her album.  She split with this management back in 2008 after they failed to get her a record deal (which was deemed an acceptable course of action in her contract), but they're still asking for $14 million from poor Ke$ha.  These money-hungry managers are also suing Dr. Luke, the guy who convinced her to seek new management, and also the guy who helped produce her album Animal and who wrote "Tik Tok...

Dennis Hopper Passes Away

As I'm sure several of you already know, Dennis Hopper died yesterday.  He'd been battling prostate cancer for years, and he passed away from complications of that cancer.  He was 74. Dennis Hopper is pretty iconic.  With roles in films such as Rebel Without a Cause, Apocalypse Now, and the self-directed Easy Rider (which was also written by Hopper), it's clear to see why.  As Roy Orbison said when asked about Hopper in Blue Velvet, "it was hard to take your eyes off that character."  That's on...

Kanye West Has Some Hurt Feelings

A photo of Kanye West Remember when Taylor Lautner was on Saturday Night Live and he had that monologue about the Kanye West/Taylor Swift incident? Then remember all those other times that SNL made fun of Kanye West?  Yeah, so does Kanye.  And Kanye does not forgive or forget. In his new single, "Power," Kanye goes after SNL, displaying his overwhelming maturity in handling such emotional matters.  Here's a little snippet of the lyrics: Fuck SNL and the whole cast Tell ‘em Yeezy said they can kiss my whole a...

Seriously, Nick Jonas?

A photo of Nick Jonas at the Bloomberg/Vanity Fair Party Sorry about all the theatre updates (both of them), but this is preposterous.  Nick Jonas is going to be Marius in Les Miserables on the West End.  And if those specifics don't mean anything to you and therefore don't make you laugh hysterically like I did, then I'll just say a Jonas brother is doing a musical and leave it at that, and hopefully you can have a giggle. I'm not a big fan of the JoBros, I don't know if you could tell.  But I am a huge fan of Les Miserables, and if I got a ...

Reminder: Zelda Lily is Hiring!

Just a reminder, we’re hiring over on our sister site, Zelda Lily! We’re currently looking for two unpaid interns to fill positions that'll contribute 4-5 solid pieces on a weekly basis. If you think you’d be a good fit with the regular crew over at ZL and you want your voice and opinions heard by a large variety of individuals with differing opinions on a plethora of topics, this is the opportunity for you. Again, all applications are due by Tuesday, June 1st at 12:59 PM ET. Click here for the full details on how to apply! />Just a reminder, we’re hiring over on our sister site, Zelda Lily! We’re currently looking for two unpaid interns to fill positions that'll contribute 4-5 solid pieces on a weekly basis. If you think you’d be a good fit with the regular crew over at ZL and you want your voice and opinions heard by a large variety of individuals with differing opinions on a plethora of topics, this is the opportunity for you. Again, all applications are due by Tuesday, June 1st at 12:59 PM ET. Click here for the full details on how to apply!...

Gary Coleman Changes Broadway

A photo of Gary Coleman at the Tribeca Film Festival After Gary Coleman's death yesterday, the creative team of Avenue Q had to make some quick changes to the script for last night's performance.  If you don't know about the show, it centers around people living in a destitute apartment building ran by a character heavily based on Gary Coleman.  There are jokes throughout the show about Coleman's health problems, his financial issues, and his former stardom, and with the recent events, these jokes might appear tasteless, or more tasteless than th...

Bret Michaels Don’t Stop For Nobody

A photo of Bret Michaels at the Celebrity Apprentice finale party After all his health issues, Bret Michaels is not hiding the fact that he's going to do as he damn well pleases.  He had his performance on American Idol, and last night, he had his very first concert since the whole mess started. His doctor advised him against it, but who can chain down such a beast as Bret Michaels?  He performed as planned, with some medical personnel around and the air conditioner on high.  According to fans, the concert was phenomenal.  But according to his doctor, h...

Lindsay’s Real Punishment Is Having To Wear Those Jeans

Lindsay Lohan Hides SCRAM Anklet The horror! As we already told you today, Lindsay's been looking for creative ways to mask her SCRAM anklet (I'm calling it an anklet, OK?) and until Chanel fulfills her request, she's going to have to rely on some creative fashion choices to hide the unsightly thing. Today Lindsay tried a pair of flared jeans, and while these are the obvious choice, these pants were best left in the 90s when they had their last revival. For real. Frankly, I thought it was kind of glamorous when she used ...

In Other News …

Bristol Palin is apparently getting quite the backlash for her Harper's interview. [Betty Confidential] This dude does not appear to be overly excited about seeing Mischa Barton crotch and frankly, I can't blame him. [Celebslam] Check out Kanye's latest single. It supposedly doesn't suck, but "they" could be biased. [popbytes] Who is Kate Hudson banging these days? Maybe this guy. [Celebitchy] Disney princesses are apparently the devil. [Zelda Lily] Heidi Montag is really, really trying hard to be cast in the latest Transformers movie. Don't bother, chick. They already have an over-abundance of spare silicone parts just from their robots. [Allie is Wired] Madonna looks like a sinewy, fetid old vampire in her latest Dolce & Gabbana ads. [Amy Grindhouse] 5 years of bad Tyra Banks hair. Can the world handle more? [OMG Blog] Lindsay Lohan plays the role of her life: Linda Lovelace. [Celebrity Smack Blog] />Bristol Palin is apparently getting quite the backlash for her Harper's interview. [Betty Confidential] This dude does not appear to be overly excited about seeing Mischa Barton crotch and frankly, I can't blame him. [Celebslam] Check out Kanye's latest single. It supposedly doesn't suck, but "they" could be biased. [popbytes] Who is Kate Hudson banging these days? Maybe this guy. [Celebitchy] Disney princesses are apparently the devil. [Zelda Lily] Heidi Montag is really, real...