Tila Tequila has run out of ways to prove to all of us that she’s certifiably mental and now she’s resorting to the same tactics teenagers use to get attention from their parents: Shoplifting. Or “shoplifting”, as the entire thing was put on for the low-quality cameras that were following her.
If you read Tila’s account on her blog without watching the video (sorry, no embeds), you’d think that the girl spent a night in jail or something:
I GOT CAUGHT SHOPLIFTING TODAY!!!!! FUUUUCK!!!
I lost my wallet while working all day today and was SO HUNGRY so I was at the CVS store and figured I would just steal some bubble gum and chips and not get caught, but unfortunately the security guard caught me shoplifting!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAOOOOOOOOOOO! U GOTTA see what my excuse was when he caught me stealing. Damn! Now I got a court case on my ass! Ohh now I can certify myself a REAL GANGSTA! LOLOLOL jk kids…DO NOT SHOPLIFT! IT IS WRONG! (Unless u out of money! LMAO) Check out the video!
But once you click on the video, you see that that nutball just has some bros with a Flip Cam following her around a CVS while she shoves junk food into her Louis Vuitton. And did I mention yet that she’s inexplicably dressed like Paris Hilton?
Nothing this woman does is news, but it sure is fun to laugh at her.
Do you have a link to the vid? I wanna see…..
It’s linked in the post, silly billy! But here it is: http://www.tilashotspot.buzznet.com/web/tila/videos/tilatequila/85650051/
What ever happened to her being, uhh, pregnant for reals this time? With the ‘talking to dads’ book cover and stuff?
I think when it was going to possibly interfere with a job she was going for she “fell off a chair” and had a “miscarriage”. Oh shit, I’m so disappointed with myself that I know that. I’m going to take a shower. Feel dirty.
Ugh. The worst part about this is the fact that so many people on her site are commenting shiz like, ‘lol OH girl you so silly dang come be my bff’ & ‘you are such a cutie, lol so funny & cuuuuute’
She shoplifted her way into this blog again.
If “nothing this woman does is news” can she finally join the ranks of Heidi and Spencer?
Perhaps.
not likely. though they are all mental and damaged that spencer dude seems like a pimp who talked is stupid vapid gf into mutilating herself. but she’s apparently so vacuous that she may have actually made the decision herself simply as an extension of some warped conception of stardom/fame. that he probably planted in her peanut sized brain. he’s reptilian. like father lohan, father simpson, the whole jackson crew…
wow. concept here: reality show with spencer, lohan, simpson and one jackson (I vote for latoya) on a desert island. who care what they do. the object is to get as many of them on a desert island away from society. make it a five year project.
that is the DUMBEST movie i have ever seen in my life. she is so doing it on purpose. the look on the security guards face is like “cmon are you guys serious”. i thought the video would be here actually trying to smuggle out food, but she does it right in front of everyone. ugh! she’s so lame.
It’s not a movie, silly billy.
STAGED
This girl just seems like the biggest pathetic bowl of ew I’ve ever seen. Look what fame and the need for it, has done to her and people like her. She’s now just embarassing herself in order to get someone to look at her. Good, bad, disgusting, it doesn’t matter – so long as someone is acknowledging her presense she feels good.
This girl really could have spun her celebrity years ago for something profitable or at least not shameful. Now it just seems like we’re witnessing what happens to a person as they feel the downward decline of fame and aren’t mentally mature enough to handle the fact that more and more people are grossed out by her.
Seriously why is this girl famous at all? I subscribe Paige’s comment above asking for a permanent ban on this blog for Tila Tequila.
next she’ll be throwing bricks through store windows. then she’ll be really famous and everyone will lover her. lmao.
Send her back to singapore and make her work in a quickie shop making slushies..
This must be one of the most pathetic things I have seen in my life. Even if this is real or staged is so sad. I feel bad for her. She is dumb.
what a waste of sperm..