Today's Evil Beet Gossip

What In God’s Name Has Happened To Kim Zolciak’s Face?

It's no secret that Kim Zolciak has used everything from saline to synthetic hair to amp up her look, but I cannot place my finger on what her most recent addition is in these photos from LAX this morning. Did Kim plump up her face with some Botox? Could that be a bit of healthy weight that she's put on? Perhaps it's the distracting combination of her outfit (it looks like a rejected costume from Selena Quintanilla Perez's last concert tour) and those baby-blue hospital slippers, but I really ca...

Brooke Hogan Would Be So Hot If It Was 1996

You know, you gotta love Brooke Hogan. Between her hair, her clothes, her body and her attitude, it's like this woman lives in some sort of suspended-time situation. Between the Pamela Anderson boobs, the Anna Nicole toward-the-end-of-her-life hair and her father's body, it's like Brooke is unaware that it's currently 2010 and people are looking more like this and less like this. Yup, we should love Brooke Hogan, if not for the fact that she seems dumb in that sweet-as-pie way, but because sh...

Meet Your New Evil Beet Writer!

First off -- thank you to everyone who applied for the weekend writer position. I was absolutely blown away by the quality of the applicants, as I always am when I put out a request for writers here on Evil Beet. We easily have the highest average readership IQ of any gossip blog out there (for what that's worth, I suppose). You guys rock so hard. That said, I'm excited to introduce our new writer, Emily Trainham. I'll give her a chance to fully introduce herself when she starts tomorrow morning, but for now rest assured that her grammar is impeccable. OKAY?? If you absolutely MUST get to know Emily before then (I recommend it -- she's pretty damn awesome), you can follow her on Twitter here. />First off -- thank you to everyone who applied for the weekend writer position. I was absolutely blown away by the quality of the applicants, as I always am when I put out a request for writers here on Evil Beet. We easily have the highest average readership IQ of any gossip blog out there (for what that's worth, I suppose). You guys rock so hard. That said, I'm excited to introduce our new writer, Emily Trainham. I'll give her a chance to fully introduce herself when she starts tomorrow morn...

Check Out Miley Cyrus’ New Single, “Can’t Be Tamed”

So, this is the all-new, grown-up Miley. Hm. On the (majority of the) whole, I don't have a massive problem with Miley ... she's a hell of a lot better at being a person than a lot of the other female celebrities that pretend to be are her age and for that, I give her credit. I can also kind of give her credit for having a moderate amount of singing talent (read: she doesn't completely rely on auto-tune and if necessary, could probably sing her way out of a burning building). However, I think her new single, "Can't B...

Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry are Dunzo

After five years of togetherness (and one child later), award-winning actress Halle Berry and her model-boyfriend Gabriel Aubry have split up. Sources at RadarOnline state that the two reached an "amicable decision" to split -- and why is it always so damned "amicable?" You know there's got to be drama involved somewhere, we're not all the Brady Bunch, you know -- because the age difference started to bother Aubry, who is 9 years Berry's junior. So, yeah, blah, blah, blah, they're going to remain friends and take care of...

Lindsay Lohan’s About to Take a Trip

Just one that doesn't involve fungus or melt-in-your-mouth tablets this time. According to court papers, Lohan violated the terms of her probation (is this supposed to be a fucking surprise? What, were they waiting for her to end up dead via overdose before they pulled the plug on her "probation?") and she's due in court next month, which'll hopefully seal her legal fate. Lindsay was caught "violating" the terms of her probation, which explicitly stated that she was to attend alcoholic education courses which were held to a certain timetable throughout her time served. ...

Kill Your Television … Like, Now.

If this isn't reality TV Armageddon, then we haven't seen shit yet, I guess.  Or maybe we have, with this illustrious array of tool-coated shit stinking up prime-time television these crazy days. King Spencer Pratt's production company, the aptly-named Pratt Productions, has its clouded, germy eye set on a concept for a new show: Fist-Pumping For Love. I ... just want to hang myself for even having typed that. But anyway, Pratt claims he's joining forces with Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi's ex, Emilio Masella, to develop, produce and market his new show concept, which would feature Masella traveling 'roun...

Rihanna Says, “The Show Will Go On!”

In light of the recent rib injury that Rihanna suffered ... that I didn't even hear about -- she's spoken out to her UK fans, telling them that she has no intention of cancelling shows because of the minor problem. Reps for Rihanna confirm that the singer did, indeed, suffer a rib injury during a recent tour stop in Switzerland, but she's recovering nicely and will not deviate from her jam-packed tour schedule. Rihanna spoke to the London-based Evening Standard newspaper regarding her inju...

In Other News …

Pamela Anderson's working on some kind of cumback comeback, Victoria's Secret models dish on everything and Gabourey Sidibe is being stalked, yo. [Betty Confidential] Holy titties, Holly Madison! [Celebslam] Lisa Kudrow gives the best advice possible. For her situation, I mean. [popbytes] Ha ha ha ... Guess who's stalking your ass on Facebook? [Pajiba] Britney's been harnessed. [Celebitchy] Bristol Palin's PSA: cheap shot or valid point? [Zelda Lily] Yeah, let's give Russell Crowe swords to play with. In public. [Litely Salted] Jessica Alba can't cook. [Allie is Wired] Chelsea Handler, porn star? [Amy Grindhouse] Wow, Jake Gyllenhaal. Wow. Are you seeing this, Reese Witherspoon? [omg blog] />Pamela Anderson's working on some kind of cumback comeback, Victoria's Secret models dish on everything and Gabourey Sidibe is being stalked, yo. [Betty Confidential] Holy titties, Holly Madison! [Celebslam] Lisa Kudrow gives the best advice possible. For her situation, I mean. [popbytes] Ha ha ha ... Guess who's stalking your ass on Facebook? [Pajiba] Britney's been harnessed. [Celebitchy] Bristol Palin's PSA: cheap shot or valid point? [Zelda Lily] Yeah, let's give Russell Crowe swords to play with. In public. ...

That Whole Thing With Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz? Yeah, Forget it Ever Happened. Okay?

It's just what they want you to do at this point so be a pal and lose it, alright? TMZ spoke with the weird-assed couple and both parties claimed that everything that went down was embellished for dramatic purposes and they just want to be left alone about it now. Jameson tells TMZ: "What actually happened has now been dramatically distorted and misinterpreted and remarks that both Tito and I made after the police arrived reflect the state of shock that we were both in." Tito's lawyer has spoken out on his behalf and says that the entire situation was "a big m...

Lisa Rinna’s Lips Look Like Slabs of Undercooked Liver, But It’s Alright, ‘Cause She’s Cool With It

And piss off and expect a really long backlash if you don't agree! Rinna wigged out on one of her Twitter followers for saying that she had horrible lips. The heckler stated: "Sorry Lisa, but your lips look awful...how on Earth do you think that looks good?" Rinna then responded: "Shame on you! How rude! If you cannot say anything nice then don't say anything at all!!" And: " ... as a group, we must stop cyber bullying. It's not right." And she didn't even let it go there: "I'm a big girl I can handle the haters BUT what about our young people who can't and it destroys their self esteem?!! This must stop!" I'm...

Rielle Hunter Doesn’t Think She’s a Homewrecker

And I don't think I'm a 26 year-old Caucasian female, either. I must have been mistaken at some point in life. Hunter sits down for an interview with Oprah today (make sure you tune in!) and in anticipation of the Big Interview, quotes from the interview have been released as bait for the public. This is to be Hunter's first "real" television appearance since allegations of the John Edwards affair broke and Rielle's not keeping quiet this time, hell no. In a promo for today's show, Oprah claims that Hunter "doe...
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