Jennifer Lopez was snapped by some paparazzi from above (like, her. Not heaven.) during her downtime at an Italian Vogue photoshoot. They managed to catch J.Lo stuffing her mouth, texting, and of course the money shot above. I think her assistant is taking a sparkly belt off of her boss, but the shiny grey material looked like duct tape to me at first. So much so that I’ve spent the last five minutes saying “Tape my ass!” to myself in a J.Lo voice. It’s fun. C’mon. It’s Friday. Loosen up. Tell someone to tape your ass. It will change the course of your day.
She looks so diva in all of these photos, blechhh
No talent hack. I still hate the Wayans brothers for her.
too freakin funny!!! No wonder she has to have her fat ass duct taped she eats like a damn rabid animal with her hands!!
Being J-Lo’s assistant has to be one of the worst, thankless jobs in the world.
This is why you go to college, folks: so you don’t have to take things off J-Lo’s ass.
Hahaha! Noted.
I’d be willing to be the assistant DID go to college.
“bet”
wow. hate much? she made it to where she is now on her own, after years of hard work, she eats like a normal human being, and i think she looks great.
“she eats like a normal human being” got the old random stupid generator out again I see.
I’d like to tap JLo’s ass.
Out on a limb there, Cantilever. 99.99 percent of this crowd will never get it.
Spanks, underwear, and nylons? That’s a lot of holding it in power for a photo shoot. She’s started out as a fly girl and made a real career considering she’s not talented at singing or acting, and her brand didn’t last any longer than her career, clothes and stores being shuttered. I guess proving you have to have talent to sustain the others business ventures.
She looks like a starved refugee hunkered over that food. So much for the glamorous lifestyle.
Make the world a better place, “Tape An Ass”!
Um, how do you guys eat? Because she looks like she has a plate in front of her, is putting food in her mouth and eating it…so extremely horrible and joke worthy, I know.
I don’t even really like her or think she has a hot body, but that picture of her eating looks totally normal. Look at a picture of yourself eating and there’s won’t be much of a difference.
not the undergarments she wore with The [infamous] Dress, i assume?
I don’t think the worst job in the world is being J-Lo’s assistant, I think it’s being a loser following THAT person around with a camera waiting for something to happen, and then selling pics to someone else. Seriously, somebody was waiting around for her to get nekkid, what kind of life is that? These PAPPs are retarded, and I hope one day that one of them snaps and sells the wrong pic and gets horribly busted and sued. What losers!