“The only way to keep warm was by pouring a mix of boiling water and river water down your suit. We were finally done shooting for the day, and one of the crew guys asks if I want to warm up before I go. I’m like, Nah, I’m good. And then I thought, Why not? Thing is, he’d forgotten to dilute the kettle water. So he poured scalding water down my suit. And I was trying to pull the suit away from my body to somehow get away from the boiling water, and the more I pulled the suit away, the lower the water went. It just went straight down and pretty much burned the skin off the head of my dick.”
– Channing Tatum telling Details Magazine how he burnt up his wang on the set of The Eagle of the Ninth.
That’s hot
OH MY GAWD that would be AWFUL. Speedy healing to you dude.
Poor basta’d! Hurts just thinking about it. I guess that brings a new meaning to the word weenie roast.
A few more “Details” than I care to know. I’m guessing his “Eagle” is more like a “Cockatoo,” now. I’ve got a million of them.
BAHAHAHA! Sometimes I think celebrities feel the need to share TOO much…but this is just hilarious…
is this bulked-up android sporting a drawn on goatee? definitely not attractive. is he losing his head of hair, too? that is the weirdest comb-over i’ve ever seen! dude needs to eat fresh fruits and veggies and lay off the bulky growth powder at the GNC. too bad about his scalded bits, too!
ooooh ouch, i’ll kiss it better :)
That sounds really credible, if by “boiling water” he means a $12 crack ho.
Hahahahahaha!