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Well, some serious biz is going down with this Tiger Woods/Rachel Uchitel/like three other chicks story and we’ve got a lot to catch up on. This has now turned in to the sort of debacle where Gloria Allred is involved. OK? That’s next level. When Allred’s involved, I’m all like “Tell me what’s up, Gloria?” So here’s a little round up of what’s been going on:
According to TMZ, the press conference with Rachel that was supposed to be held this morning has now been postponed due to a late night phone call between Rachel, her people, and Tiger. They point out that Gloria Allred is like a chess player, and that she’d never back down from a press conference with a client unless it was for a very good reason. There have been rumors that Rachel is being paid off to keep silent, but nothing like that has been confirmed at this point.
What has been confirmed is that Tiger and his people wanted and encouraged Rachel to lie in her initial statement and deny that she ever had sexual relations with the golfer. Well, that seems pretty obvious, but the confirmation definitely points to a shit-storm of guilt.
It’s going to be a rough couple of months for Tiger, publicly and most assuredly at home. It’s a good thing Jermaine Jackson has his back.
ooh! Do you get to capitalize your name now that you’re the weekday editor, Molls? If that doesn’t signify a big promotion then I don’t know what does.
Actually, that must have been done for me. I don’t even think I have the permissions to change my name.
Ha, I did that last night, just as I was going through the site making tweaks. I was like, “Oh, shit, Molls’ name isn’t capitalized,” and then I capitalized it.
Hey Christine, If I had a dick I’d tell you to suck it!
THAT’S my boy, Tiger. I knew infidelity was in ya.
Not surprising in the least, but I still can’t understand why anyone is infatuated by this story. Get a hobby, America. I have plenty of books I can recommend.
Why are we fascinated? A. We have no life. B. It’s a classic fall-from-grace story or How are the Mighty Fallen.
But I still wish that it weren’t happening. They have two tiny children who are probably now going to have no conscious memories of their parents having once loved each other, if this becomes a divorce.
And the kids may grow up hardly seeing their father. Tiger will play around for a while, marry again and have more kids. Will he cheat on wife #2 too?