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Kathy Griffin had the hottest date on the Teen Choice Awards green carpet last night, Levi Johnston!
Of course it was just another one of Kathy’s famous publicity stunts, but she played it up for the cameras saying “Long-distance relationships are not easy, especially when he’s in his igloo and I’m in my Hollywood tower.” When asked what it was like to be Kathy’s date, Levi said “I just, you know, look at her, shut up and do what I’m told.”
I have to hand it to Kathy, it’s hard to think of a date that would have made a bigger splash and you know that teen girls (and uh, 20-something bloggers) across the country secretly wished that they too could be forced to have the illegitimate child of Levi Johnston, making him the perfect Teen Choice red carpet eyecandy.
i just love her.
I love her too. The crazy thing is, I love him!! Have you read his interviews? He’s got this huge snazzily dressed black professional named Tank as his guide; I’ve enjoyed everything I’ve read about the two of them.
I know, I know. But if you can get past the Bristol-
Palins-babydaddy thing, the boy has a lot of charm & sense. In a backwoodsy sorta way. I hope somebody gives him his own show!
Have you listened to his interviews though?
I can’t stand his accent.
At his best.. He’s a criminal and jerk.. why do they try and keep some ‘troubling situation’ going..? Must be very afraid of Palin still.
Good one, Kathy.
I think it’s great she got him to do this, his 15 are almost over so it’s got to be killing the Pahlin’s that he’s being trotted around, and the former governor is under investigation for criminal behavior. Love it!
I don’t think he’s terribly afraid of anyone, he’s enjoying himself – and if he gets a reality show Sarah will shoot herself with her own moose gun. Wouldn’t surprise me a bit if he ends up with something on basic cable.
If you had a son and a daughter and you needed to give them both that infamous lecture about living a decent life, making something of yourself, not being pathetic, a worthless loser, an idiot, a joke to others, or least of all the embodiment of all that is wrong with their respective sexes, all you have to do is place this photo in front of them and all the wisdom and fortunes of the Gods will be theirs. You will never have to say another word or ever fear they will take the wrong path. They will be scared straight/shit-less. Levi is such a punk-ass little bitch. The only reason that bitch didn’t get his ass kicked in school every day is because in Alaska he was probably the only student in the school. His graduating class consisted of two people only because the other guy had to repeat his senior year.