It was only this past January that Jennifer Love Hewitt and Ross McCall ended their year-long engagement and the universal question was posed: Will Jennifer Love Hewitt ever find love again? Take heart, the answer is a resounding “YES!”
JLH’s boyfriend Jamie Kennedy was on stage Saturday night at the Laugh Factory comedy club in Long Beach — I didn’t even know he was a comedian. Isn’t that horrible? — when an audience member yelled out that he should marry Hewitt. Kennedy responded by getting down on one knee and proposing to Jennifer “I Love You For Today” Hewitt. Thankfully, his request for her hand in marriage fell within her timeline.
Now, Jamie didn’t have a ring since this engagement was so nauseating impromptu, but I imagine they’ll be split up around the time that the ring shopping commences.
If she came with the equivalent of a “car fax” report it would show excessive mileage, countless trade-ins, and several accident claims. Her chassis can only come with a “salvage” title.
This comment wins.
Actually, Jamie Kennedy is really fucking funny. If you haven’t, watch “Unwashed”. It’s hilarious.
is anyone else staring at the psuedo-squiggle her breasts make?
just as the comment posted, i saw my typo – pseudo!
This was reported not true. :)
I’d ask her to marry me, also, if that were all it would take to stick my cock between those fantastic funbags of her’s.
BEEEEEEET… Now here is a lady who knows how to snag and bag a man.
Jennifer can love me for a day.