Ah, I’m just kidding! Bruce and his wife Emma Heming did do a really explicit bondage photo shoot for July’s issue of W, though.
The pictoral accompanied an interview with the couple where they talked about boring stuff like love and not wanting to spend a minute apart. Bleah. Willis also mentioned that he instructed his assistant to punch him in the face if he ever spoke of remarrying. Here’s hoping she was working out regularly in the days leading up to their engagement announcement.
Check out the spread — you never knew I could be so literal –and riddle me this: How do you think Rumer, Scout and Tallulah feel about seeing their Daddy and step-mommy getting their S&M on?
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww. These should be stuffed behind a jump! Or replaced with Dustin Lance Black’s nudies.
What in the world is she wearing part of a bear?
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wat.
dude….
that dude was in Moonlighting for fuck’s sake.
SOOOOOOOOOO not hot.
bruce willis, ya old man, go the fuck away.
*shaking head* Oh, Bruce…you tool.
I concur. And, eeewww.
The one where he is cowering in the corner with his little red gloves creeps me out the most.
I guess everyone has to get paid somehow.
some people have waaaaaaay to much time on their hands.
Arrrgg… My eyes are burning…..Why god, why?
I would guess that absolutely no one involved with the shoot, to include the photographer (especially…) is at all an afficionado of bondage.
What?
I agree with you, Spike. Complete amateurs…no love of the game. :(
Awwwwkward.
The kids probably think it’s “edgy.” That whole family is out to lunch.
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Hahahahahaha!!!
Bruce Willis is so weird.
This crap creeps me out.
Sorry, I find it hot! I’d still jump Bruce’s bones in a second. Lucky girl…
So?? She’s the top?
WTF? I’ve seen some weird sh*t in my time, but this tops it. He is so old man scrawny!
I just can’t stop laughing! What the hell were they thinking? And since when were clowns part of S&M culture? And gorilla suits for that matter, it thought that was called “furries” or something…
I’m most terrified that he appears to have painted his toenails black. Expect headlines “BRUCE WILLIS CUTS NEW EMO ALBUM” any day now.
These uber posed photos are about as sexy as watching someone clean out their refrigerator, except the bleach solution just doesn’t appear to be killing all the bacteria. Just what is that on her arms??? Anthrax??? This is just what the world needs; another (ahem) famous couple pretending to be all hot for the cameras. Luv all the fuzzy spontaneity and passion!!! Quick – get the Penicillin!!!
These uber posed photos are about as sexy as watching someone clean out their refrigerator, except the bleach solution just doesn’t appear to be killing all the bacteria. Just what is on her arms??? Anthrax??? This is just what the world needs; another (ahem) famous couple pretending to be all hot for the cameras. Luv all the fuzzy spontaneity and passion!!! Quick – get the Penicillin!!!
I’m most terrified that he appears to have painted his toenails black.
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I hate to say it, but from a photographer’s point of view those are great pictures. They look very good. Sure, the theme’s a little awkward considering he’s got kids and I think no one with kids should ever publish those kinds of photos because come on, those poor girls. But otherwise, me likee.
70 year old men are NOT supposed to act like this.
These pictures are remarkably deliciuos, the lighting is spot on and both of them look good.
However!
What made me laugh was the comments, especially the one just above mine.
Sexuality never ends, the need to hug, touch and play never stops.
Life’s grand, so get your fingers out…