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Dance Your Ass Off Will Rock Your Socks Off

14 Ed: Our fabu NYC sister team of Skipabeet and Sierra is back with another report on a hot new show they recommend. Enjoy! The Oxygen Network's new show proves to not only be heartwarming but hilarious.  Sierra and I attended the premier for the new show in NYC on Monday night and absolutely loved it!  It is as if The Biggest Loser and Dancing with the Stars had a hot steamy affair and gave birth to Dance Your Ass Off.  The best part about it is, Loser is too emotional for me and Stars is too chee...

People, Please Don’t Kill Yourself Over Michael Jackson!

I cannot believe this!  At least twelve fanatical Michael Jackson worshippers have committed suicide since the King of Pop's death.  Did this happen when Elvis or John Lennon died?  I am beyond troubled.  Please -- no one's death should result in people ending their own lives!  Even Jesse Jackson agrees....

Isn’t Anna Kournikova A Little Old For This?

57799412annakournikova630200930446pm Anna Kournikova, the most highly overrated tennis player that we only know of because she's marginally attractive, got into a brawl this weekend in Vegas.  At Lavo Nightclub, some drunk chick pushed Anna early in the night and then threw a drink on her later.  When Anna demanded the patron be thrown out, a cat fight ensued that left Kournikova with scratches around her neck.  Instead of resorting to punches, she should have just started doing some of those grunts that the female tennis...

DWTS Melissa Rycroft Engaged For The Second Time This Year

57255707melissarycroft6302009100617am It seems like it was just three months ago -- it was three months ago -- that Melissa Rycroft was dumped on national television, courtesy of the Bachelor reunion show. That's okay.  No one can remember the Bachelor'sname now anyway.  Rycroft, on the other hand, went on to fleeting C-list fame achieving a third-place finish as a contestant on Dancing With The Stars.  Equally bewildering, her dancing gig led to a summer reporting job on Good Morning America. Now, I was never good at ma...

No Surprise Here: Michael Jackson Is Not the Biological Father of His Children

jackson-752-klein I suppose it's not any big secret that Michael Jackson isn't the biological father of his children. That's because the children are white. It's something that we all knew but didn't discuss, and people would throw out comments like, "Well, you know, just because someone has one black parent doesn't necessarily mean they're going to look black." And, ya know, maybe that's true, but it's pretty much guaranteed that they're not going look like little Swedish kids either. It was obvious these were...

Simon Cowell Offered $144M For Another Year Of Idol. This Is Not a Typo

56911490simoncowell6302009105859am As if I wasn't astounded enough to read that Simon Cowell was paid $36M last season for his role on American Idol, his contract for next year offers up a salary of -- having paralysis of the fingers trying to type this out -- $144M.  I'm not a faithful AI viewer but doesn't he just sit there and sigh and make fun of Paula?  Because anyone can do that.  Hell, I do it for free.  Is there some other value-added service he provides that I don't know about?  Now that he'll be making t...

Rihanna Looking Good! And, Not So Good!

57815451rihanna630200992035am Rihanna looked alternately trashy and fierce in New York City this week. She cut an impressive figure as she exited the Gramercy Park Hotel last night on her way to 1 Oak.  That's in pretty stark contrast to earlier in the day when she wore cut-offs, an orange lace bra and an unbuttoned shirt (though thankfully, she did button up while shopping at Barney's). Rihanna looks so much happier in really recent pictures.  Now that this Chris Brown court case (and hopefully their relationship) is behind her -...

Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick Family Portrait

sjptwins Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick have released a photo of their new family with the addition of newborn twins Marion and Tabitha. When I looked up the babies' names -- contrary to popular belief, I don't have all these names committed to memory -- I learned something totally random:  SJP, MB, and their son James are all left-handed.  Fascinating, I know!   Then I looked at Sarah's arms and learned something else:  Rent-A-Uterus is totally the way to go.  She looks fantas...

Mischa Barton Continues Long-Honored Traditions of Harrod’s Summer Sale and Looking Atrocious

90627w4_barton_b-gr_03evilbeetgossip It's really difficult to write about celebrities every day.  It may look easy, but there are only so many ways you can communicate that Michael Jackson is dead or that Chris Brown punched Rihanna or that the Gosselins hate each other.  How many variations can there really be on "Lindsay is high" or "Sam Ronson is ugly"?  Or "Mischa is high and ugly"? Everyone once in a while the pictures do the storytelling for me -- today is one of those days -- and I cannot tell you how wonderful i...

Did Anyone Catch Paris Hilton on Kathy Griffin’s Show Last Night?

90326w3_hilton_b_gr_03 First off, if you're not watching My Life on the D-List, you're missing out on one of the best shows on TV. Kathy Griffin is a comedic genius, just hands-down hilarious. In last night's episode, she was trying to expand her fan base by getting in with "young Hollywood," and, to do that, she went shopping with Paris Hilton. This was all going reasonably well, with Paris being no more obnoxious than the absolute minimum we can expect from her ("Sorry, I just like to pose while I stand"), wh...
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