First off, if you're not watching My Life on the D-List, you're missing out on one of the best shows on TV. Kathy Griffin is a comedic genius, just hands-down hilarious. In last night's episode, she was trying to expand her fan base by getting in with "young Hollywood," and, to do that, she went shopping with Paris Hilton.
This was all going reasonably well, with Paris being no more obnoxious than the absolute minimum we can expect from her ("Sorry, I just like to pose while I stand"), wh...