It’s late on Sunday night, and seriously the last fucking thing I wanna do is wade through piles of Lohan insanity and present them to you in the most cohesive manner possible, but I’m going to, because Wendie was so very helpful to me last week, and my thank-you gift to her is not making her deal with this story in the morning.
Sigh.
Lindsay Lohan’s a fucking train wreck, you guys. Late Friday night/early Saturday morning, news broke that the police had a warrant out for Lindsay’s arrest, based on her failure to comply with the conditions of her probation. Further details were not provided, but I’m gonna go out on a limb and guess she failed to show up for a mandatory drug test.
This email went out to gossip bloggers on Sunday:
I would like to remain anonymous and the email address i am emailing you from now is not my real name either.
In the early hours of saturday morning Lindsay was having a complete meltdown on twitter, personally I think she had been drinking way to much or taking some kind of drugs and these disturbing status’s and message I am about to show you just about prove that as you would have know she was out until 4:30 AM
I…would like these messages to get out to the public so maybe Lindsay can get more help because something is not right, I know for a fact she is out of control again and have even seen it myself recently.
She was updating her twitter from 4am until 8am and later in the day, when Samantha returned home and maybe Lindsay has sobered up, she deleted the message’s from her twitter and her updates went from 75 to 65 but i managed to screencap some of the crazy one’s before she did…
Some of the messages are cropped and don’t make sense but here is how one of the most crazy status’ read
“should you end it if the one person in the world fails to love, hold/comfort, apologize, and CHERISH you the night before jail? LIARS R COWARDS cuz they don’t know what they got til it is far gone. and people-if you fucking love someone. PUT UR PRIDE A-fucking-SIDE AND JUST LOVE THEM BACK! do not ever dj before calling if they
ARE FUCKING ABOUT TO GET ARRESTED FOR CHASING YOU TO MAKE YOU STAY”Later on she started saying she misses her baby? she is bi polar for sure.
Feel free to publish my screencaps, please get this out there. She needs to realize what she sounds like when she in under the influence.
Thankyou.
The anonymous tipster sent along the screencaps you see above, from Lindsay’s Twitter account, sevinnyne (named after her new line of spray tanners). And the only reason I don’t think this tipster is her father is that Lindsay has her Twitter updates protected, and I doubt she would have approved her psychopath father as a follower.
So whatever. She’s insisting that there is no warrant, but somehow or other her lawyer issued a statement on Sunday saying that she will be in court on Monday to address the charges, but Lindsay will be absent. She claims the “warrant,” which comes along with a $50K bail, was a “misunderstanding.” As in Lindsay “misunderstood” that she wasn’t supposed to be sticking coke up her nose all day.
OMG. People, prepare yourself from Lohan Rehab: Part IV.
(BTW, my Twitter updates are not protected. You can follow the insanity of my life here. Fewer arrests and fewer typos.)
I liked your braids Beet. I wanted to tell you through tweet but I imagine you were pretty busy slaying a dragon or whatever you do at a renaissance fair. Hope you had fun!
P.S. Promises time for Blohan?
I like “hold slash comfort” LOL and “la needs better restaurants”.
Aw, I feel bad for LiLo that her falling-apart and fuccin-up-again over this weekend got exposed by someone who was supposed to be in her confidence somehow, that rather sux. I’d found her true Twitter ID after much sleuthing and searching, I wanted so badly to follow her because I’m a long-time fan and supporter of her loka ass, but understandably the paranoiac cokey gayelle (I say with nothing but love) hasn’t approved my requests yet. She’ll probably delete that sevinnyne Twitter ID now, anyway, after this weekend’s big fiasco. *sigh*
Oh, well. I just hope she can keep it together, any more arrests &/or rehabs and she’ll REALly become unhireable, no one will be able to afford insuring her. I really feel for that bitch, I went thru similar drug&vodka issues all thru my 20’s.
Beet? I just submitted a comment here, and it vanished, and I’m thinking maybe because I still use 2 email addies with different names, but I keep forgetting to post replies with my original registration e-mail address here. My bad, bella, but could you save that comment I made, and post it when you get the chance? Mille Grazie, bella!
I think sometimes, when you mess up like that, it just means the comment will have to be moderated. It will still post later.
ok, altho I totally think she was drunk, I also just thought she was acting like a drunk immature girl that is being pissy at her significant other. it seems really high school, but all these things don’t necessarily make me think shit is about to hit the fan.
of course, this is lohan… so i will probably eat my words.
I read/heard that the warrent was issued because she either didn’t or didn’t properly register for her alcohol classes.
She loves me. She really, really loves me.
I heard there was all sorts of dramz going on yesterday at Chez
Puss-ey (I mean, Ronson). Broken windows, screaming… I’d love to have been a fly on THAT wall. Evidently, the police showed up on a neighbor’s call and the coked-out duo wouldn’t let them in.
Way to go causing a kerfuffle, Linds. Raise hell when you have a pending arrest warrant.
Smooth move, ex-lax.
It has now become my mission to find a way to sneak “kerfuffle” into a conversation today!
We heart kerfuffle. lolz
Bi Polar? not at all, not even close, bipolar doesn’t look like this. Emotionally unstable – likely. Drunk – likely. Drugs – maybe. Childish – definately.
Couldnt agree more. That was my first thought, Bipolar no chance. Personality disorder mixed with drink and drugs? most probably. happy days :)
write about No arrest warrant any more….Lindsay is freeeeee :))))
just to say that those tweets were floating around on the net sat morning/afternoon way before the blogs got them. some stalker who was bragging about infiltrating lohans tweeter account screencapped and posted them.the caps are exacty the same even the missing one that is mentioned in her email (never was screencaped by orgiginal poster just mentioned like in this mail) i doubt this is a friend sending them to the blogs. just some random nut whose goal was either to humilate lohan further or feel kind of powerful for a minute.
saying that i kind of like them- they are funny-and i like that she loves so loudly and dramaticly lol
and anybody who says she is bipolar should hear my drunken voicemail rants…
holy shitballs batman. what a crazy, coked up web we weave…