Yay, everything is so happy and fun!!!
Chris Brown was spotted jet-skiing in Miami this weekend, smiling and flexing.
No Rihanna in sight, although she's rumored to be there with him. At least they weren't dumb enough to be photographed together yet.
I used to really like Chris Brown. Now I can't believe how nauseated I am by him. He still hasn't issued a formal apology, or made any statement to indicate the seriousness of domestic violence, and now he's grinning on a jet ski?
This is in such poor taste, dude.
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Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr were caught going at it on the balcony. You can tell it's all steamy passionate due to the face clutching we see going on in the photo. Either this is a blatant photo op or these kids truly are crazy about each other.
Engagement announcement on the horizon perhaps?
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Ah, no. My bad. That's just Annalynne McCord modeling the world's worst tan. With all the bikini pics of her out there you'd think she was getting enough sun to not have to resort to this. According to wiki she's only 21, but this makes her look twice that, easy. She's the color of the crunchy edges of baked macaroni! I don't get the fascination with fake tanning. If you're pale, just be pale and deal with it. Don't give yourself age spots and a reverse raccoon in pursuit of something nat...
..and people are just now noticing.
Doctor's say McMahon is in serious condition, but his spokesman, Howards Bragman, had this to say:
"Ed's a big, strong, hearty guy and his family and I are hopeful and optimistic about his prognosis," he said.
Yes, he's as "hearty" an 85-year old as there ever was. His birthday is March 6, and given how much Ed's already been through I'm confident he'll see that day. If he's spry enough for the 'Cash for Gold' commercial he's spry enough to beat p...
I thought we were in a recession...?
Spider-Man, Turn Off the Dark will make it’s Broadway debut on February 18, 2010 at The Hilton Theater. The show is directed by Tony Award-winning Lion King director Julie Taymor and features music & lyrics by Bono and The Edge of U2 fame.
The production will cost a reported $40 million, making it the costliest Broadway production to date. Part of the enormous price tag stems from a massive cityscape set that includes skyscrapers for the web slin...
Kendra Wilkinson is telling anybody who'll listen about what an old-fashioned girl she is. Once she ties the knot June she's taking on her new hubby's last name and immediately dropping into prime babymaking position. She and fiance Hank Baskett already have the names picked out.
She claims it'll be 'Kaleigh' for a girl and 'Hank Baskett IV' for a boy but we all know she's going to try so slip in some shit like 'Lycra' or 'DEEZ NUTZ' and hope nobody notices....
Gwen Stefani and original No Doubtmembers Tony Kanal, Tom Dumont and Adrian Young will drop in on the Gossip Girl cast for a special appearance in their May 11th episode. The appearance roughly coincides with the kick off of their '09 Summer Tour, which starts May 3rd in New Jersey (YEAH).
It's going to be their first tour in 5 years. Tix go on sale March 7th. I'm excited to see the band back together. Screaming 'Spiderwebs' at the top of my lungs in 4th Grade was a cathartic and charact...
Bowen had previously announced her pregnancy this past fall . She and husband Scott Phillips were preparing to welcome a baby boy or girl. It wasn't till just recently that they realized they'd actually gotten a 2fer and so they've announced that they're now expecting twins!
I do have to wonder what the hell that second baby has been doing this whole time to avoid detection. Never been preggers, so I don't know exactly how many weeks along you have to be to be able to count the babies, but she m...
Linds and her labia lover Sam Ronson were spied getting a tad touchy feely on their recent trans-atlantic flight. The romance was more than just physical though. Passengers supposedly spotted Lohan "texting sweet nothings" to Sam "despite sitting eight inches away from her."
The two also squeezed into the elbow shattering space of the tiny airplane bathroom to change into "matching black sleep suits" before settling into their seats for more cooing, cuddling, and general nonsense. So, ...
Stoners and sufferers of chronic pain are celebrating together this weekend: Barack Obama's Attorney General, Eric Holder, announced this week that the Drug Enforcement Administration would end its raids on state-approved marijuana dispensaries. During the Bush administration, the DEA repeatedly ignored the states' decisions to legalize medical marijuana by raiding distributors.
“What the president said during the campaign ... will be consistent with what we will be doing here in law enforcement,” said Holder. “...
I suppose this is as unsurprising as it is upsetting.
People magazine is reporting that Chris Brown and Rihanna have reconciled, and are currently holed up at one of Diddy's homes.
I know what you're thinking: Diddy probably lent them that place so he could have his bodyguards hold Chris down while Rihanna kneed him in the balls repeatedly. Right?
Nope.
"They're together again. They care for each other," says a source. "While Chris is reflective and saddened about what happened, he is really happy to be with the woman he loves."
If this is...
The show has been picked up for a 19th and 20th season.
I didn't realize this shit was still going so strong!
Survivor: Gabon, the most recent incarnation, averaged 13.8 million viewers among adults 18-49, dominating its Thursday 8 pm slot.
I guess I'm not really in a position to judge, since I still love Idol after eight seasons, but Survivor bored me from day one. What's the appeal? Bitchy, dirty, old people on an island? I also don't understand how The Amazing Race is still filming new seasons. Doesn't the same old format start b...