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Is This a New Paris Hilton Track???

Take a listen to “Jailhouse Baby,” which is reportedly-maybe-possibly one of the tracks off Paris Hilton’s new album.

God save us all.

She can’t really be doing this, right?

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  • Why? why?
    Why would they let her make a new anything?
    Who the HAY-YELL are the people who buy her sheet?
    I think if you purchase anything of hers knowing it is hers that you should be forced to do community service like the DUI bastads have to do.

    ” you purchsed something from Paris Hilton? Ok now you have to go work wioth dead bodies all day long because soing crap like thatw ill kill innocent people!”
    LOL!

  • Why?

    Just, WHY???

    What the hell were these record people thinking? It’s bad enough she’s an air-head heiress but now she’s trying to be an air-head heiress proving that those voice altering machines really work….

    girl just stick to what you do best, shopping, drugs, sex and making once-hot rockers look like cancer victims.

  • When is Suri Cruise gonna ake a dance record?
    Shes such a hot little cyborg right now. Everyone wants to get invited to her parties!

    • i bet she can sing, tapdance, crunk…well maybe not crunk (prob againainst the sciontology laws) make origami better than anybody has EVER seen before, walk/hover on water…(have you ever really seen her walk on the ground?) and also read your fucking mind!
      poor wee thing..

  • sorry, but this song sounds like just about any britney, mandy, hilary, or any other girl whose name ends with a “y”

    It’s vapid, it’s lame, it’s a voice that’s been altered like crazy. It could be anyone–including, La Spears.

  • Regardless of who that is, it is probably the worst song I’ve ever heard. On several different levels. Seems very Paris-ish.

  • Paris Hilton: The reason the word “suck” was coined into a term for SUCKING. Thanks Paris, your sucking knows know bounds. Every time I think you suck as much as you can suck you suck just a little bit harder.

  • i like the song……………………………. !
    its really catchy………………………….

    but am i really the only one who thinks so??

  • Remember her other single? It was all islandy and such? Yeah, this is worse than THAT.

    Who in the world actually likes her? No one I’ve ever talked to.