Pete Wentz must be insecure. Because it’s always the insecure ones that feel the need to share every detail of their life with anyone who will listen. The newest example? During a SIRIUS radio interview, he revealed that he has tried Ashlee’s breast milk and it’s “soury” and “weird”. This is news we needed to hear.
Sidebar: In the same interview, he also talked about his weight. “I usually hang out around 135, 134, I go up to about 140, and when I hit 148, I get fat face.” I don’t understand Pete Wentz because sometimes he’s all “I’m bi but I don’t actually hook up with dudes because I don’t like penises” and then this summer he was like “Yeah, I am a Fag” on the cover of Out but he’s married and has a kid. So, not that I care, but his orientation has been a mystery to me. Thankfully, he’s alleviated any confusion I may have been feeling by using the term “fat face”.
Last week on Howard Stern’s show, he launched his Just So You Know, I’m Really, Really Straight campaign by letting everyone know that though he and Ashlee aren’t back to having sex just yet, he is getting some blow jobs. “We have such sexual chemistry. If we had been on this show last year, we’d probably be doing it in the green room right now.” And my favorite line of all: “I hope the kid doesn’t change it.” Trust me Pete, the kid will change everything.
My fiance tryed my breast milk after we had our son and a lot of my friends told me their husbands and boyfriends have done it. Honestly I think alot of guys try its just no one who’s a celebrity has had enough balls and audacity to admit it.
screw that… it is inappropriate to tell the world that your wifes breast milk is “soury”. YUCK!!! He could have said he tried it sans the description. that’s just RUDE!!!
I think the point was that he could be at least a little bit more tasteful about it all. I use to think Pete was adorable! But announcing all this intimate stuff to the public? total douchebag. pft.
because the howard stern show is known for being a pillar of taste and morality.
true words lolly, that show has a lot of class too, i must say
Weirdo.
ashlee tightwad should totally
put a “strap-on” on and just boink
that creepy icky twink
and digest a lot of sugar
so her breast milk won’t be so
sour
thank you donnie! my new favourite phrase – ‘creepy, icky twink’!!! love it.
Most parents in a booby-feeding household try it. Sour though? Eat some damn food Ashlee!!!
Pete Wentz Needs a vasectomy & tickets to Liza Minnellis new concert for Christmas.
ah the joys of being a new parent…if you pump it, then leave it in the fridge for an hour or two, the milk will actually separate, all the fat rises to the top.
Pretty nifty huh?
UGH GAG BARF HORF YAK
hahahhahaahaha
I feel sorry for Ashlee- the guy’s a real asshole.
A decent man would never reveal anything about your intimate life.
Yes, having a child changes everything,
and hopefully it will knock some sense into Ashlee-
that she deserves better.
True words, thank you. What kind of man talks such things about his wife?! Idiot.
It makes you wonder-
are his parents alive?
What do they think when they hear him spouting this crap in an interview?
And also, how does he face Ashlee’s mother after telling the world that she takes it up the ass and that she sucks his tiny, tiny penis?
A true class act!
Thanks Pete! That’s exactly what I wanted to hear while eating my lunch. And I’ve always wanted to know how your sex life with Ash is going. God, you rock.
Hahahaha
Does silicon turn breast milk from sweet to sour? I guess it does.
I’m sure that when Bronx is old enough to use “the google” he will be soo happy his father has shared the info about this shit.
oh my god, no kidding. STFU pete.
Ashlee had better put some reins on him. “uncool”
I don’t think that is the only thing dear lil’ bronx will have to worry about. No amount of famewhoring parents can keep that kid from his daily ass whippin’ at the school yard. Poor lil’ friend. My husband STILL teases his friend unmercifully about his mom getting implants in 1981. IN…GRAPHIC….DETAILS!!!! Oh, last night when I was with your moms…that kind of shit…hey Bronx, your mom’s ass has enough cellulite, it looks like hail damage, too bad!
If I remember correctly, during the Stern interview, didn’t he say he and she engage in anal sex as well???
I am sorry, but having that put out on the airwaves is more “icky” then anything about breast milk.
And yes, I did taste my woman’s breast milk while she was breast feeding…
To me it tasted like skim milk. I hate skim milk though.
It was a bit sexy though…
Are you an idiot, or have you not just read this ENTIRE blog trashing Pete for sharing intimacy with the whole damn world? Wow.
Too bad he’s kinda good looking. Except with that goddamn hair. That’s not cool.
Best headline ever.
I see why he gets along so well with Papa Joe. They are both total famewhores. ANYTHING for a headline.
pete wince?
he gives me the fricken creeps – always did always will.
whats the deal with guys thinking drinking a womans breast milk is sexy? I’m seriously asking this question to the group.
Its just curiosity, thats what my fiance said and then he kinda sorta liked it. But it wasnt like oh youre just standing there pop your titty out and gimme some. It happened during our “special time “
he needs to gtfo.
He would be good with Anthony Kiedis methinks
He’s too old to still be doing the “scene kid” thing. At least he’s not wearing his emo guyliner.
As for the breast milk thing: I really can’t see anything wrong with it. Just natural male curiosity. Maybe I’ll get married, have a kid and FINALLY understand some day, but I’m not banking on it. Still, announcing it in a public interview doesn’t seem right. I’m not seeing their marriage lasting.
I agree, sexytime should always be kept behind closed doors haha!
Would’ja just take a LOOK at his photo? He’s just such a big ol’ GIRL. Is anyone really sure he’s some kid’s father? Is he actually over the age of 15? He practically confessed that he can barely manage to go to the bathroom, by himself; it is a frightening experience that makes him feel all faint and woozy. How did he ever manage to have sex with a woman – excuse me, with Ashlee Simpson? He needed smelling salts, the application of a cold compress, and a stiff malted milkshake to recover from the horror of watching her give birth. Then he named the kid “Bronx.” Itâ??s one thing to be gay and a MAN, offering no apologies to anybody – itâ??s another thing to be “Little Miss Muffett.” Gay men of the world “unite” and disavow Pete Wentz as being too big a pussy.
Would’ja just take a LOOK at his photo? He’s just such a big ol’ GIRL. Is anyone really sure he’s some kid’s father? Is he actually over the age of 15? He practically confessed that he can barely manage to go to the bathroom, by himself; it is a frightening experience that makes him feel all faint and woozy. How did he ever manage to have sex with a woman – excuse me, with Ashlee Simpson? He needed smelling salts, the application of a cold compress, and a stiff malted milkshake to recover from the horror of watching her give birth. Then he named the kid “Bronx.” It’s one thing to be gay and a MAN, offering no apologies to anybody – it’s another thing to be “Little Miss Muffett.” Gay men of the world “unite” and disavow Pete Wentz as being too big a wuss.
Sorry for the double comment, but my first one was (I thought) not allowed for the last word I wrote. My apologies.
first it’s funny the ugliest guy in any bar is called the “good looking one” of the greatest suck ass joke of a band since new found glory, and watching him melt down in front of the world and he’s so stupid and unaware he talks about anal on a simpson sister on the howard stern show. i smile at his fall
He reminds me of Dean Cain from about 15 years ago…and if he was gay….oh, wait.
he is so cute and a great singer!
FALL OUT BOY ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!
Actually Wendie, for people like you and me, a kid changes everything. I think for people like Pete and Ashley, the kid only changes the number of employees they have on their payroll when they add a nanny or two.