Today's Evil Beet Gossip

How Long Until He Has a Red String on His Wrist and Gives Up Dairy?

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Page Six has identified male model Jesus Luz as Madonna’s newest conquest.  Don’t you appreciate that I didn’t call him “boy toy”?  Because seriously, almost every article I’ve read about this hook-up calls him that.  I won’t call her “Material Girl” either.  They met while doing a W magazine photo shoot.  A source said “Everyone knows they are ficando– which is a Portuguese expression that means they are kissing and doing other things but without any obligation of being faithful or getting into a relationship afterwards.”  I never knew this job would require so much Portuguese translating but the English word for “ficando” is “fucking”.  I wonder how A-Rod feels about this.

In other news, as Madonna continued the interminable Sticky & Sweet tour in Sao Paolo, she supposedly started crying  when many of her fans sang Evita songs to her.  She probably didn’t emote that much writing out a $80M check to Guy.  But masses of people singing their adoration for her to her?  Floods of soy-based tears.

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