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Of course they broke up again. Travis Barker and Shana Moakler need to take note. Because even if you skid off a runway and have critical burns and almost die, it doesn't make you any more compatible with an ex. I don't know why people think near death experiences are a sign from God to go recommit the same mistakes. Like He sits up there saying "I'm giving you this second chance at life so you can fail, yet again, at the same relationship."
I am happy to report that DJ AM is now ...
Where are you going to be ringing in 2009? I'm happy to tell you that I'll be snowed in on a gluten-free bread bender. But people who actually have lives have some big plans. Check it out:
Jennifer Anistonis in Los Cabos with John Mayer, Courteney Cox and David Arquette. Well, John Mayer is staying at a villa located in close proximity to where Jen is staying with the Arquettes. He totally strikes me like one of those "We don't need a title" types. Bleah.
Lindsay Lohan is hanging out with Samantha Ronson at her deejaying gig at Mansion in South Beach. Sam is feeling more rested since last ...
It sounds like there may be another American Pie sequel. Unlike its predecessors Band Camp, Naked Mile and Beta House, this one might actually make it to the theater before being promptly ushered off to DVD. Aren't you so excited?
Anyone want to take bids on opening weekend ticket sales? I say $1.7M.
Above, Tara Reid at the west coast premiere of American Pie, uh...the first one, in 1999....
Queen Latifah is the newest victim of jewelry theft. She has been vacationing in Tobago over the holidays with her girlfriend (the article reads "female friend" but isn't it a forgone conclusion at this point that Queen is gay?) when she discovered $10,000 in rings and bracelets had been taken from her room.
Now listen, I don't get to stay in luxury villas. The Westin is about as exciting as it gets for me. But even at the Westin, they have a fucking safe. And if I had $10k in j...
Just when I think I've heard all there is to hear about Amy Winehouse, there's more. The end of the year offers an opportunity to look back on the past 365 days and reflect how your life has changed. Can anyone tell me how Amy Winehouse's life is one coke gram different than it was a year ago?
Alex Haines, the dude that Amy started screwing when her Blaaaaaake was in jail, has granted a tell-all interview to News of the World. Can you even imagine what the People Who Share Drugs and Bodi...
Charles Barkley was arrested early this morning under suspicion of DUI. What the fuck? Why do rich people insist on driving their drunk asses around? Why is it that Barkley can piss away $10 million on fucking poker but can't budget a hundred bucks for a cab?
So, blood was drawn and we wait for the results. I know a man is innocent until proven guilty but I'm going to come out right now and say that he was in fact drunk while driving. My conclusion is based on the following evidence: 1) Wine coolers and donuts found in his c...
That is, I want to hear from all 963,000 people who tuned in to the premier of Brody Jenner's MTV show Bromance. I want to know who you are, where you live and what meds you are currently taking.
In case you aren't too familiar with Bromance, let me clue you in. It's basically the testosterone version of Paris Hilton's My New BFFwith segments such as canfessionals (that's right, filmed on a toilet) and eliminations that take place, of course, in a hot tub. Here's hoping the dismal ratings translate to "on hiatus".
In other "Remember When MTV Played Videos?" news, The City, spinoff of The Hills pretty much tanked with 1.6 million viewers which is a 38% drop from last week's Hills finale. />That is, I want to hear from all 963,000 people who tuned in to the premier of Brody Jenner's MTV show Bromance. I want to know who you are, where you live and what meds you are currently taking.
In case you aren't too familiar with Bromance, let me clue you in. It's basically the testosterone version of Paris Hilton's My New BFFwith segments such as canfessionals (that's right, filmed on a toilet) and eliminations that take place, of course, in a hot tub. Here's hoping the dismal ratin...
Apparently Viacom and Time Warner could not reach an agreement in their negotiations, so at 12:01 am on January 1, Time Warner Cable's 13.3 million subscribers will be losing the following channels: Comedy Central; CMT: Pure Country; Logo; Palladia; MTV; MTV 2; MTV Hits; MTV Jams; MTV Tr3s; Nickelodeon; Noggin; Nick 2; Nicktoons; Spike; The N; TV Land; Vh1; Vh1 Classic; and Vh1 Soul.
Time Warner says that Viacom has "asked for an exorbitant increase in their carriage fees and their network ratings are sagging." Meanwhile, Viacom says that the "renewal we are seeking is reasonable and modest relative to the profits TWC enjoys from our networks."
TWC was my cable provider in LA, and I must say that I hated them. They were awful. I even ranted about it on this blog, here, years ago, and that post still gets traffic and comments from people Googling the words "Time Warner sucks." So, whatever's going on here, I'm certain it's Time Warner's fault, and I hope this pisses off their subscribers to the point that they go out of business forever, because they are evil. The end. />Apparently Viacom and Time Warner could not reach an agreement in their negotiations, so at 12:01 am on January 1, Time Warner Cable's 13.3 million subscribers will be losing the following channels: Comedy Central; CMT: Pure Country; Logo; Palladia; MTV; MTV 2; MTV Hits; MTV Jams; MTV Tr3s; Nickelodeon; Noggin; Nick 2; Nicktoons; Spike; The N; TV Land; Vh1; Vh1 Classic; and Vh1 Soul.
Time Warner says that Viacom has "asked for an exorbitant increase in their carriage fees and their network ratings a...
This is craziness!
The Ruler of Dubai, His Highness Sheikh Mohammed Bin Rashid Al Maktoum, has ORDERED that all forms of New Years Eve celebrations in the city be called off in solidarity with the Palestinian people, who are currently at war with Israel.
In support of the Palestinians in Gaza Sheikh Mohammed has instructed all concerned authorities in Dubai to put this order in place and take necessary procedures to circulate the decision to all concerned parties.
According to Sheikh Mohammed's order, Dubai will mark the New Year with a "sombre tone" as a token of solidarity with the Palestinian people in general and Gaza Strip in particular which is currently under the barrage of Israeli's military fire.
It is unclear what impact the ruling will have on the emirate's hotel industry which has dozens of New Year parties planned including one at the Atlantis Hotel where it has been rumoured the guest list includes footballer David Beckham and movie star Tom Cruise.
Anyone who has booked tickets for events should contact the venue directly for more details.
Wow!!! Dubai is QUITE the party town, too. I hope the Sheikh is planning to reimburse promoters for the millions of dollars that are going to be lost because of this. />This is craziness!
The Ruler of Dubai, His Highness Sheikh Mohammed Bin Rashid Al Maktoum, has ORDERED that all forms of New Years Eve celebrations in the city be called off in solidarity with the Palestinian people, who are currently at war with Israel.
In support of the Palestinians in Gaza Sheikh Mohammed has instructed all concerned authorities in Dubai to put this order in place and take necessary procedures to circulate the decision to all concerned parties.
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"I'm in Australia, I think it's important to help out, you know, the economy out here, everywhere in the world ... And what's wrong with doing a little shopping? It's New Year's, I need a New Year's dress."
Humanitarian Paris Hilton, after being chastised for spending $3,844 during a 40-minute shopping spree in Sydney.
And maybe it's the fact that I've been on strong cold medicine for the past week or so, but I kind of agree with her. I mean, we can't exactly afford to be picky right no...