Click here to read the BRILLIANT script of Who’s Nailin’ Paylin?
It’s actually very, very funny. And also involves Hillary Clinton performing cunnilingus.
You’re welcome.
Thanks Lauren!
Click here to read the BRILLIANT script of Who’s Nailin’ Paylin?
It’s actually very, very funny. And also involves Hillary Clinton performing cunnilingus.
You’re welcome.
Thanks Lauren!
I have a confession to make.
I’ve had a .pdf with several pages of the script — from TMZ, of course — on my desktop ever since I downloaded it. So I can reread it.
those are some big fake titties. you know who else has fake tits? BLAKE LIVELY. without those, she’d be pretty pretty plain.
That is hilarious. Funny, funny stuff.
You bet-cha.
i, along with like most americans, cant stand palin for various reasons, but i think making a porn with her is pretty disrespectful. but i have to say the script is funny in that rude, offensive kind of way
I agree with Norma. Sara Palin is running for the second highest office in the world. True I am not a fan, but she does deserve some respect.
I love it
Thanx beet
you are the best!!
Sooo… When is this thing available?
Going to Special Hell: Me. Who else wants to come with?
That was a pretty funny read! Thanks for linking us to that script, Beet, ’cause I’m so not a porno-watcher, I’d never watch the actual tape. But that script was really very funny! Witty stuff.
Larry Flynt…….Even if you think the movie is in poor taste, we should all thank him for his work to guarantee our freedom of speech.
I just read the closing line by condi: “Now come over here and give mamma some sugar. Oh and Serra? You sa “you betchya” one more time and I’m gonna bitch slap those glasses right off your face!’ hahahaa
oh god that sounds hilarious, i cant say ive ever wanted to watch a straight porn but i definitiely wana see this one and show it to all my friends for a laugh!
I never thought I’d say this about a porno, but that was pretty funny.
Oh please, people, she is totally fair game. There will be porns about the other candidates, and I’m sure there are already porns about other candidates, but no one cares about them because they aren’t MILFs. It’s all about the money. Sarah Palin Porno = Goldmine.
That’s hilarious. I wouldn’t watch a porn either, but the script is priceless!
She should feel honored. It’s the height of being famous.
Brilliant!
this script seems suspiciously similar to an episode of The Golden Girls i watched the other night on cable, except theirs had some interracial scenes that i wished i’d tivo’d as they were super HOT.
“That’s right fella, looks like global warming has caused a couple of giant snow caps to break free.”
You gotta admit that’s good shit.
I don’t watch these movies either (I got the error message from the server!) but HAD to read the script and found it pretty funny! I guess the only thing that bothers me is her wearing the American flag like a cape – that is disrepectful.
Sarah Palin must feel so proud to be taken seriously .
@censorthis
HAHAHAHA!!!
haha the snoqmobile scene made me laugh the hardest
the trick is to always grab your boobs and pretend their headlights
OMG. Who ever wrote this is truly a comic genius. And classy, too!
Brilliant, very funny stuff, thank you.
Just wanna say as an Australian, despite being 16,000 klms from Washington we are all desperately, sincerely, hoping you guys don’t let this lunatic anywhere near the white house, or anyhting flamable. But shots of her naked would be cool.
Love the website, cheers.
I sherwood love to see this film
Never done pornos but this one sounds HILARIOUS!
I want to see this so badly haha
O…M…G
Is all porn this witty? I never really watched it with the volume loud enough to actually hear the dialog.
WOW, major props dog.
Memo to Snowblood:
You are beginning to bug me.
I know some of us were hating on the Palin script because it was “disrespectful,” so I’ve returned with a link to the Obama dildo. Yee-haw! Erection 2008! (I just made that up, you guys!)
> Just wanna say as an Australian, despite being 16,000 klms from Washington we are all desperately, sincerely, hoping you guys don’t let this lunatic anywhere near the white house
Don’t worry. I read how Australia is soon to start filtering out a lot of websites and limiting what you can see just like fascist China. Pretty soon the only thing you will be able to visit are recipe websites showing 50 different ways to cook a Kangaroo.
Awww… I had high hopes but the Obama dildo piece just wasn’t that funny. But good try. There was a really funny piece, however, in the right hand column kattycorner to the south; click on the link and there is a journalistic scoop about Obama running around playing t-ball and having fun during the Vietnam war without a care in the world. Effing traitor!
sexist
@ Donkey Punch
God you can be such an ass sometimes. I hope some irate Australian kicks you in the shin, the real bony part that hurts like Hell when it gets kicked too, you know right by the knee?
purplemonkeypaws, I am an ass for bringing up the fact that Australia is going to censor the internet from it’s citizens?
You Conservatives are insane.
seriously? you had to throw out ‘you conservatives?’ purplemonkeypaws said absolutely nothing political in her post…she said you were an ass. which you were. what you said had nothing to do with the discussion at hand and was only said to get a rise out of aussiebeachbum. whether purplemonkeypaws is a conservative or a liberal had nothing to do with what she said.
Thanks for the support purple and meg ! Mind you, I had a permanent ‘rise’ after the Palin porn script so the kangaroo comments were sadly in vain, it�s nice though, seriously, nearly as good as beef….
Not sure about the censorship issue, our PM does whatever your president does so best to check with George.
Donkeypunch, I’m impressed that you read and can name two countries outside the US, that’s a great start, you hang in there mate.
I’m off to buy a Sarah Palin sex doll, they look great, I’ll keep her next to the blow up Kangaroo….
@ aussiebeachbum
Ahhh your PM checks in with the US prez too, yeah so does Harper, our PM.
@ Donkeypunch
I’ll tell you one more time, I am not American, and I highly doubt I’m conservative, in fact I think Harper is a dink and Jack Layton would have and could do a better job.
I know I wait for you to make some sort of dumb comment about me supporting the NDP.