The girls at Jezebel posted this clip of 19-year-old Cassie, an anorexic who can no longer throw up the tiny amount of food she eats, since she's lost her gag reflex. So now she puts a tube down her throat and suctions it out. Full clip is here. Don't watch it if you plan to eat in the next few hours. Or if you have any undigested food in your stomach. (Cassie doesn't!) Just a friendly reminder from Evil Beet, that, although we make fun of fat people and show a lot of pictures of ridi...

It's Ali Lohan, putting on her very best big-girl face before her appearance on David Letterman. Enjoy these days while they last, Ali. If your genetics are any indication, you'll actually look the age you're acting in about six months. I'm gonna try and get the clip of this interview up for you guys as soon as it's available. It's sure to be a doozy! [gallery]...

Here's Paris, doing whatever it is Paris does, and wearing whatever it is Paris wears, in LA on Tuesday. I'm always amused when she wears crosses around her neck. Because you are everything Jesus Christ represented, Paris....

Indiana Jones premiered in New York today, and all the familiar faces were there -- Harrison Ford, Calista Flockhart, Shia LeBuuuuoexxyf. But Michelle Williams -- the Destiny's Child one, not the Heath Ledger one -- was there, too, along with Ashanti. I have no idea what they were doing there, but it's good to see them. You don't see enough of these two, probably because they're way too busy being positive role models and not getting DUIs and stuff. Oh, yeah, and talk about positive rol...

New court papers confirm that Jamie Spears gave up his catering practice to be the full-time Senior Account Manager of the Keep Britney Spears Alive and Out of Jail Foundation. As such, the court awarded him $10,000 in back pay, and he has been paid $2500 a week since March. That's probably more than he was making as a caterer in Louisiana!!...

This is the new show that I'm a little bit obsessed with, and I desperately need someone to talk to about it and none of my real-life friends watch it. So I'm gonna try with you guys. It's a reality show on TLC, on Monday nights, but reruns show up all the time. Here's the basics: Jon & Kate got married. Jon & Kate had twin girls, Cara and Madelyn. And then they decided to try for just one more, and ended up with sextuplets, three girls and three boys. So now Jon & Kate have eight chi...

No one seems to know where or when this video was made, but I think we can all agree that Michael Lohan does a stellar impression of his ex-wife. Can I have an amen? />...

No one can take their eyes off Brad and Angelina at Cannes! They're sooooo beautiful! It's disgusting! Here they are at the premiere of The Changeling. Other arrivals included Dita Von Teese, with a rare fashion miss; Sharon Stone, with a predictable fashion miss; and Diddy, with this season's hottest accessory: a 12-year-old white girl. I'm sure there's a really good explanation behind this, but it's just funny to me no matter what. [gallery]...

Look who's not a baby anymore! Celine Dion hangs out with her son, Rene-Charles, in Paris today. Her husband was there, too, but he's boring and he started dating her when she was like 12 so we don't like to talk about him. Rene-Charles is seven years old already! And apparently he's growing more punk-rock by the day. And what is it with celebrities being unwilling to cut their sons' hair? Celine, why does your seven-year-old son look like he belongs in Metallica? [gallery]...