Welp, today’s my birthday and, to retaliate, my body has decided to become violently ill once again.
And, no, it’s not because I was out getting all crazy to celebrate my birthday.
Rather, it appears to be a severe case of food poisoning.
Yay!!!!
I’m going to try to post some later in the day, but for now I just need to sleep and not be awake at all because being awake when you’re this sick is just plain scary. This year has just not been awesome so far, health-wise, and I’m sorry I keep taking days off because of it. But hopefully this is just a simple case of food poisoning that’ll be all better in a few hours.
And don’t forget, kids, Britney’s big TV comeback appearance is tonight! I had been considering that to be my birthday present from God, but now I’m pretty sure he just smote me instead.
cute isn’t it. But how sexy girl she is on the celebrity and millionaire dating site named myrichmatch.com. Did you miss her ? You just need do it now.
Happy B-day Beet, and get well soon sick-o!
Happy birthday, woman! Get plenty of rest.
Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday Dear Evil Beet, Happy Birthday to you.
Go Beet, it’s your birthday!
Happy Birthday and feel better, Beet!
Congrats!
stop being sick all the time
cmon!
Happy birthday Beet! Hope you feel better soon. Have a fabulous birthweek! (You deserve 7 days since you’re sick today)
Happy Birthday Beet! Despite your illness, I hope you have a wonderful birthday. We love you.
happy birfday beet
Girl! Have a happy one, but I stopped doing birthday’s like ten years ago. Forever young!!
Happy birthday!!
What the fuck bitch you are ALWAYS sick.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FUNNY GIRL.
why couldn’t this happen to perez hilton instead?
Wooooooooooooooo!
Happy Birthday Beet, feel better.. You are so damn prone to sickyness.. !
Hope you get everything you want, and have a drink for me! lol
Happy Birthday to the funniest blogger eva!
Happy B-day. Sorry you feel like shit :/
Happy Birthday to youu!
have a nice day :D
i like your blog!!
Happy birthday. Mine was the 20th. Yay March babies!!!!!!
Get better. I like food poisoning. It sucks when you have it but I really enjoy the not eating=weight loss aspect.
Happy Birthday! I hope you don’t spend ALL day on the potty.
happy birthday beet!
HEY Happy Birthday, sorry your sick hon! Take care of yourself…
Hope to hear from you later!!
Happy Birthday!
It’s my birthday too : )
It seems we have two things in common, because I always get sick as well.
Feel Better!
happy birthday beet. I HATE food poisoning!!! ugh. stop being sick all the time k??? we need more of your witty entertainment!!!!! <3
Happy barfday. Feel better!
Sweet Beet, we’ll wait patiently for you! Be still and be kind to yourself!
Don’t worry Beet, the morning sickness will only last for 9 months :)
And Happy Birthday — Mine was the 19th.
Happy Birthday Beet! Get better. I myself have what I’m calling “walkingbronchipnuemonanthraxaidsconsumption”…..so like, i feel ya.
Happy Birthday Beet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hope you feel better soon & can go out & celebrate WOO HOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Love you, love you, love you!!! Feel better!
March is the best, mine was the 8th-Happy Bday to us! ;)
Your twin brother Bonzo wishes you a happy birthday. It was so cool to be born on the same day as you and to spend that first day in the hospital together. I have enjoyed being your big brother.
Your twin brother Bonzo wishes you a happy birthday. It was so cool to be born on the same day as you and to spend that first day in the hospital together. I have enjoyed being your big brother.
Happy Birthday Beet! Feel better soon. Perhaps soon enough to party tonight and ensure that you feel bad tomorrow due to more celebratory reasons. You share your birthday with Steve McQueen, Annabella Sciorra, and Ma$e. Pretty varied company.
P.S. Adrien Grenier will be waiting for you tonight at your favorite Cali boite.
Happy Birthday! Hope you feel better, Sweetie Pie. If you need your titties milked for your special day, don’t be afraid to ask!
Get better!! Have your dad prescribe you some Vicodan. Then at least you can be in your happy place while sick. Happy Birthday!!!! I need you healthy, Im addicted to you.
Love the Evil Beet for real!