What’s with the Bangs, Miley?

March 23rd, 2008 by Evil Beet


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Miley Cyrus sports a new ‘do as she signs autographs while leaving dinner with her mom.

One of my mother’s longtime friends is an immigrant from Poland. She has her grandchildren in town visiting this month, and my mom and I went to say hello to them today. They’re 3 and 6, both from Warsaw, and they don’t speak a word of English. (This did not prevent me from having a drawn-out pirate battle with the 3-year-old, which he won — hilariously — when his mother instructed him in Polish to quit fighting and give me a hug. He obliged, throwing his arms around my neck, then reaching to pull my hair clip from my hair and running away with it. You gotta admit when you’ve been out-smarted.)

Anyway, the 6-year-old girl had a little plastic ball with Hannah Montana’s face on it. And she couldn’t so much as say hello to me in English, but when I picked up the ball and said “Hannah Montana?” she smiled and said “Hannah Montana!” (Then the 3-year-old grabbed the ball away from me and announced, in Polish, “Mine!”).

The point is: Miley Cyrus is universal. Crazy universal. (So is being a 3-year-old boy, I suppose.)


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63 Responses to “What’s with the Bangs, Miley?”

  1. Samantha says:

    and stop trying to be indie your a 15 year little girl from the Disney Channel? your really not that pretty so im going to stop waisting my time on a peace of pathetic wannabe indie(never ganna happen)girl.you look like shit with the bangs,not really for you. you look better with a different style any ways.dont take this in a bad way :)and im not a “hater” im just telling you straight up.your a HICK get over and face that fact BYEEEE:)

    • Tessa says:

      LOOK HERE Samantha, I love this girl and you betterback off buddie.or i will find you.

    • angry!!!! says:

      can i just say 2 samantha whoever u r that u cant put down anyone , it not as if ure a celebrity or anyhin is it shes just followin her dream so keep ure bbig mouth closed :@

  2. Anonymous says:

    jeg elsker Miley Cyrus :) !!!!!!!! (L)(L)(L)(L)(L) :-) / Hannah Montana!!!! Hun er digg dynger bra og mye mer hun er fin!! :O:O

  3. azure says:

    miley looks great!

  4. Taylor says:

    she looks amazing!! i love her hair!

  5. Kaysea says:

    I’m going to see the Hannah Montana movie next Friday. We’re on spring break and my sister is having a B-day party at the movies. I have to go. Not that I don’t like Miley Cyrus. I mean I love her music but I don’t really like the show. I say the age range of people who watch the show should be like 2-9. Not 14 year-olds who just want to listen to some decent music. But I actually have been wondering what happens. And since our movie theatre is part of the mall, I can invite my friend and we can go shopping at hollister, abercrombie, aeropostale, and all those other places. But her hair is in her face so it doesn’t really make her look pretty. She shouldn’t have the bangs. It makes her look trampy. She looks like she’s like 18 or something. Not 15 or 16. Ditch da bangs!!

  6. miley says:

    How could you people put insults like that!? Y’all have no hearts!

  7. alisha says:

    hellow ich kann halt nicht englisch eim sory ich liebe dich du bist soooo cool ich wil genau so sein wie du du bistt mein vorbild

  8. Norma says:

    Is she wearing a weave?

  9. jennifer says:

    She is lucky she is famous but why on earth in the middle of dinner with her mom?

  10. jennifer says:

    again i am going to write she is famous and im a huge fan i would do anything to meet her!

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