Billy Crystal Is Playing for the Yankees
March 11th, 2008 by Evil Beet
Yeah, you read that right.
That Billy Crystal.
Those Yankees.
The New York Yankees have signed Crystal to a one-day minor league contract, and he’ll play in Thursday’s exhibition game against the Pittsburgh Pirates.
He’ll wear the number 60, as the game will take place a day before his 60th birthday.
“I’ve been waiting 50 years for this call,” Crystal said in a statement released by the team. “I’m overwhelmed by the generosity of the Yankees and commissioner Selig. I know this’ll be tougher than the Broadway Softball League, but I’m looking forward to helping the younger players, which by the way is all of them. Oops, I have to go, Scott Boras* is on the phone.”
* I imagine that most of the readers of this blog will, much like me, not understand what’s funny about that. Scott Boras, it turns out, is some hot-spot sports agent that reps a bunch of hot-shot baseball players. Ha ha.
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Scott Boras is hated by all team gm’s. He is A-Rod & Kenny Rodgers agent. This Billy guy better not fuck up my Yankee clubhouse chemistry with his corny jokes.
So can men and women be friends or what? Without F@#king, I mean.
Hi Billy, Don’t forget to say hello to Wong.
I admit he is very talented.I know he is a hot blogger on a celebs club‘SearchingM illionaire . c o m’.he has many fans.
He looks pained. Oh, no, sorry, that’s his bad facelift.
he looks more hideous than usual.