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It’s My Website and I’ll Obsess Over Ali Larter If I Want To

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You know, if most celebs showed up to an event in this dress, I’d be like “ARGH! Stab me in the eye!!”

But Ali?

Looks PERFECT.

I love you, Ali. I don’t want to date you — as I’ve said before, you’re a bit old for me, and I know you’re happily engaged — but if I could maybe get adopted as your little sister or something? That would be awesome.

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  • She’s 32, Beet. Can’t you find love in your heart for a full-fledged lesbian gromance (girl-on-girl romance) with a 32-year-old hottie like Ali Larter?

  • Beet… how old (or young) ARE you, if Ali is too old!? At any rate, I’m right there with ya on the A.L. adoration! She’s the tops, man! Lovely x3!

  • 32 isn’t that old, kate moss is older and she still lives like a teenager – a role model for the future years!