Ooooooooh, I am going to get in such big trouble for this. Such big trouble.
But I have to tell it!
I came across this photo of Luke and Rick Schroder at the premiere of Leatherheads, and I was like, "Oh my God. It's time. It's time for the Rick Schroder story."
OMG.
You guys ready?
Okay, so I'm like 16 years old, maybe 17. My best friend's parents are having a dinner party, and my boyfriend and I go to hang out toward the end of the evening. One of the dinner party guests is...
So I really wanted to write a big long thing on Tyra Banks' "Fiercee Awards" (pronounced Fierce-ay, like "fiancee," but I'm pretty sure in a self-aware sort of way), but it was during the time when we were kind of having a technical crisis around here (the technical crisis seems to be subsiding into more of a dull ache lately), so I didn't get to rant about it like I really wanted to. But hey. At least Sony BMG isn't suing my pants off (although I did have a very nasty encounter with a representative for the Kardashians last week, and once I clear everything with my lawyer I'll rant about it here, I promise. But suffice it to say we will not be covering the Kardashians around here in the future. Unless Kris Jenner dies and then we'll throw a party).
But anyway.
Kim Stolz chose not to attend the Fiercee Awards, but rather to cover the red carpet. Check out the amusing interview she and Tyra had. />
So I really wanted to write a big long thing on Tyra Banks' "Fiercee Awards" (pronounced Fierce-ay, like "fiancee," but I'm pretty sure in a self-aware sort of way), but it was during the time when we were kind of having a technical crisis around here (the technical crisis seems to be subsiding into more of a dull ache lately), so I didn't get to rant about it like I really wanted to. But hey. At least Sony BMG isn't suing my pants off (although I did have a very nasty encounter with a repre...
They're ALL nearly 40 years old now!!!
Even little Joey McIntyre is 35 YEARS OLD!!!!
But they're going to be performing on Friday on The Today Show.
Yeah, that's right, all of them: Joey McIntyre, Donnie Wahlberg, Danny Wood, Jordan Knight and Jonathan Knight.
For those of you born any time after, say, 1985, New Kids on the Block (aka NKOTB) were like the *NSYNC of the early '90s.
To celebrate, I've included here the music video for "Hanging Tough" -- which was on an album that came out TWENTY YEARS AGO.
Yeah, you're that old now. />
They're ALL nearly 40 years old now!!!
Even little Joey McIntyre is 35 YEARS OLD!!!!
But they're going to be performing on Friday on The Today Show.
Yeah, that's right, all of them: Joey McIntyre, Donnie Wahlberg, Danny Wood, Jordan Knight and Jonathan Knight.
For those of you born any time after, say, 1985, New Kids on the Block (aka NKOTB) were like the *NSYNC of the early '90s.
To celebrate, I've included here the music video for "Hanging Tough" -- which was on an album that came out TWENTY YEAR...
Here's Sarah Larson, George Clooney's hooker of a girlfriend, at the LA premiere of Leatherheads.
The photo agency has taken to identifying her as "Model Sarah Larson."
WHAT. THE. FUCK?
She is not a model!!! She's a fucking waitress!!! WHY DOES SHE GET TO MAGICALLY BE A MODEL NOW THAT SHE'S DATING GEORGE CLOONEY???
The world is just one big giant ball of injustices.
Cool dress, though. For a hooker. ...
“I’m in a no-win situation. If I don’t have my children in my show, then people will say ‘Well, she’s really not a hands-on mom.’ If I do have my children, people are saying that I’m exploiting them. And I think there’s plenty of reality shows with families, where you don’t watch them — at least I never did — and think they really exploited their kids.â€
Denise Richards, on why she's exploiting her kids. ...
But until we get it, here are the pictures of Paris Hilton falling flat on her face in Prague.
The way the incident was talked about, I was envisioning her being chased by swarms of paparazzi, basically being pushed down by them.
No, it doesn't look like that at all. It looks like she just totally ate shit.
Loves. It.
To see the end result of this fall, click here. ...
Jessica Simpson was in and out of the hospital this weekend, being treated for a kidney infection.
Jess was admitted on Friday and released on Monday. She's feeling much better, say her reps.
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Mandy Moore, I'm looking at you.
Andy Roddick got engaged to model Brooklyn Decker.
Andy's 25 and Brooklyn is 20.
Yeah, this is gonna work out. ...
A million thanks to the Czech Republic, where Paris Hilton visited while tagging along with Benji Madden on the Good Charlotte tour.
Paris was sporting this scrape on her chin, after she supposedly fell while being swarmed with paparazzi after a show at the Congress Centre.
Whatever. I think one of the roadies finally had the balls to hit her with an upper-cut. ...
Star magazine, who first issued the story, has printed a retraction:
Sources in a position to have information regarding a secret wedding ceremony between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie had confirmed to Star that the couple married in the French Quarter Wedding Chapel on Saturday, March 29. "There were two weddings, one planned and one unplanned," one source told Star. "Brad and Angelina's was the planned ceremony. The weather wasn't good, so we were indoors." After further investigation, the so...
Bobby Trendy and Reichen Lehmkuhl share a tender moment at the Tan for a Cause "celebrity mixer" event in Hollywood to support the Reality Cares foundation.
Ugh, I went to one of these events last year to do some interviews. Both Bobby and Reichen were there, as well, but Bobby showed up about four hours late and trashed out of his gourd. It was too funny.
Anyway.
These guys'll show up anywhere that'll have them.
Reichen's still way hot, though, and I'm still single if he changes...
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