Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Thank God: Someone Other Than Britney Spears Is In Charge of Britney Spears’ Life

Britney’s parents appeared in court today, and were granted a “temporary conservatorship.”

This is assigned after a person is deemed unable to care for themselves.

A restraining order was placed against Britney’s constant confidant Sam Lufti, and permission was granted to change the locks at Spears’ residence and remove anyone who may be staying there currently.

Hooray!

Now we’re making some progress, people!

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  • FINALLY MA & PA get some cajones!!! Remove the parasites from Brits life.

    I wonder if Sam is shitting twinkies now, or ya think he embezzled enough of Brits $ to be comfy for a while?

  • The Daily mail reports that her dad and his lawyer got control of her millions………the lawers name?

    ANDREW WALLET

    honest

  • xiaoecho is not making this up! His lawyer’s name is Andrew Wallet, and I’m sure this is some kind of sign…

  • i hope britney will finally have some stability in her life. She had to grow up in a fast forward speed of 1000 frames per/second and this is the result. get well brit!

  • I believe God is now answering many prayers that went up for Britney spears. I will continue to pray for her. She has worked most of her life and now she needs rest, the right kind of medical treatment and support. Why doesn’t someone suggest to slimefed to bring her a video of the boys to cheer her up? Oh, that’s right slimefed is a slime.

  • @chels I know what you mean, its hard to find good help these days. People now days just don’t have the work ethic they used to have. I mean consider whoever wrote this post, they must have been working hard to write that good and it took a good bit of their time I am sure. I work with people who couldn’t write like this if they tried, and getting them to try is hard enough as it is.

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