Today's Evil Beet Gossip

People Who Are Having a Worse Day Than You: Model Katoucha Niane’s Body Found in the Seine

katoucha.jpg I know, I know. It's Friday, and you're at work, and time seems to be standing still. And the guy you banged after Happy Hour on Tuesday who said he'd take you out tonight still hasn't called. And you realize just how much weight you're putting on when the button on your work pants pops out. And your boss is in one of his moods, and your mom keeps calling to talk about how her cat has ringworm, and your office crush won't shut up about the new girl he's dating, and your nail broke, and you for...

Katherine Heigl Wants Off Grey’s Anatomy

katherine_heigl.jpg According to the current issue of National Enquirer, Katherine Heigl is doing whatever she can to get out of her Grey's contract so that she can pursue her movie career. After starring in the hit films Knocked Up and 27 Dresses, Katherine believes she has outgrown the small screen - and her agent is working overtime so she can devote herself full time to movies, sources say. "Katherine has even suggested to ‘Grey’s’ producers that they kill her character Dr. I...

In Case You Missed It

Check out Alaina Whitaker breaking into tears after being eliminated from AmIdol this week. I've been sitting on this clip for a day. I didn't want to post it because, honestly, I felt really bad for her. But, you know what? It's good drama. So here ya go. /> Check out Alaina Whitaker breaking into tears after being eliminated from AmIdol this week. I've been sitting on this clip for a day. I didn't want to post it because, honestly, I felt really bad for her. But, you know what? It's good drama. So here ya go. ...

Okay, Never Mind, Prince Harry’s Not in Afghanistan Anymore

Looks like since Matt Drudge decided to be an asshole and report Harry's presence in Afghanistan, he's been pulled out.
The Ministry of Defense called the rampant reporting of Harry's deployment by "elements of the foreign media...regrettable," and said that while the prince was expected to return to Britain in a matter of weeks, the situation had now "clearly changed." "Following a detailed assessment of the risks by the operational chain of command, the decision has been taken...to withdraw Prince Harry from Afghanistan immediately," the Ministry said. The decision to pull Harry out of the combat zone comes after the collapse of a media blackout. While U.K. reporters and media outlets were already aware of his deployment, they entered into an embargo agreement with the military not to report on his service until he returned home safely. The jig was up, however, when the Drudge Report broke the news, in turn claiming that it had pieced together information from Australian press last month.
Americans. We're so helpful. />Looks like since Matt Drudge decided to be an asshole and report Harry's presence in Afghanistan, he's been pulled out. The Ministry of Defense called the rampant reporting of Harry's deployment by "elements of the foreign media...regrettable," and said that while the prince was expected to return to Britain in a matter of weeks, the situation had now "clearly changed." "Following a detailed assessment of the risks by the operational chain of command, the decision has been taken...to withdraw...

Cleveland’s Getting His Own Show

cleveland.jpg It's no secret that I'm a huge Family Guy fan. And I'm actually kind of bummed to hear that they're going to spin off the life of Cleveland Brown into its own series. According to the Hollywood Reporter, the new animated series, tentatively titled Cleveland, will be coming from the same comic minds that brought Stewie & Co. into the mainstream, with Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane, former Simpsons writer and American Dad exec producer Rich Appel and Family Guy writer-producer, not to mention the voice of Cleveland himself, Mike Henry, on board ...

The Secret’s Out and the Photos Are Up

harry_afghanistan1.jpg Now that Prince Harry's dirty little secret is out -- he's been serving in Afghanistan for the past 10 weeks -- photos of him out there have hit the web. It's really shitty that the fact that he's there got leaked. It compromises his safety and the safety of his fellow soldiers. But I have to say, even though I'm not a Brit, I feel a great deal of pride for Harry. I'm sure he didn't have to go -- he wanted to defend his country like the rest of his friends, and I give him mad props for that...

Okay, Fine, I Bite: We’re Running the Perez Hilton/Jonathan Jaxson Sex Transcripts

perezjj_chat.jpg Update: I fixed this so you guys can see the images. Update 2: Okay, now I'm getting emails from radio and TV stations asking if I can help them score Jonathan for an interview. Loves it. Look. Normally the last thing I want to do is give any publicity to either Jonathan Jaxson or Perez Hilton. But this was just too good to pass up. So this is going to be, like, more of an extensive rant than a normal blog post, because I have a lot to say on the matter. You all know who Perez is...

Apparently Ashley Tisdale’s Doll Needs a Nose Job

ashley_doll.jpg As you all know, Ashley Tisdale had a deviated septum nose job last year, but I guess the manufacturers of her new doll didn't get the memo. According to "insiders," the Tizz doll is sporting her pre-surgery nose. “The width of the doll’s nose and the nostrils look like her nose pre-surgery,” cosmetic surgeon Dr. Patrick Abergel, who doesn’t treat the star, told In Touch Weekly. Seriously? You know what the Ashley Tisdale doll looks like? It looks like a fucking doll. It doesn't look a d...

Kate & Owen?!?! Together again?!?!

k-and-o.jpgWHA WHA WHAAAATTT??? Well, multiple sources are saying it's true, including US Weekly and Yahoo! I, for one, am ecstatic about the couple's possible reunification! There have been reports from friends stating they are definitely 'hooking up' and Owen's car has been spotted parked outside Miss Hudson's home! YAY! Now I can stop feeling so awful for Mr. Wilson. Maybe this will bring him a little happiness? I'm still a little upset with Kate . . . I think she should have rushed to Owen's si...