Fuck this.
Sources are reporting that George Clooney has been bugging his friend, director Stephen Soderbergh, to put his hooker girlfriend, Sarah Larson, in one of his upcoming movies, tentatively titled Garland Bunting Project. Georgey apparently thinks this little cum dumpster would make a great movie star.
I’m going to make a movie, too. It’s going to be called the Larson Hunting Project, and it’s going to be a documentary of me stalking Sarah Larson and throwing things at her — condoms, feces, apples, the usual — while calling her a slut at the top of my lungs. Then I will be a huge movie star, too. Stupid Sarah Larson. George Clooney was supposed to fall in love with me and make me a movie star. You ruined everything!!!
Is it just me or does George teeth look like they might fall out? Perhaps he’s part of the Polident club? Anyway he is not ageing gracefully these days, must be that motorcycle incident.
i wanna throw stuff at her too
She has a face that you just wanna moosh.
smug much
cum dumpster…love it!
she sucks, she’s no movie star cuz she’s got george’s cock in her ass.
evil beet, it should be you with his cock in your ass. would you really have to be a movie star when you have that? ;)
Will she play her smug camera-whoring self then? A panty-dropping lez who bites other people’s asses?
Wow – you write with a lot of anger here. Is that chick really a hooker? Sorry – don’t follow the celeb world in too much detail…
That said, you site is great. Lots of laughs!
well, the only thing I realize from the pics I’ve seen ,is that George acts very much as an old man totally in love with this woman
and that looks really weird
I mean, makes him look weird
Back off sisters, he’s mine.
I love this trainwreck of a blog so much. Just when you think they could not get any less engaging, out comes “cum dumpster”.
georgey georgey….i dont care what the fuck you do.
2008 prediction: He’ll be forced marry her in order to keep making it appear to be true blue.
George is not the man I thought he was. I believed the hype. It’s so sad.
Either he’s in over his head, or they deserve each other. Do we, like my sister says, attract what we are?
For a seemingly intelligent guy, he has really disappointed me with this crap. I’m sure he cares but I’ve lost a lot of respect for him. This chick is a cocktail waitress he picked up Vegas. He should be going with someone like Parker Posey or Lauren Graham. Someone closer to his age with some sass.
George Clooney will stay true to form. A few more months and he’s on his way.
he is still hot… just looks alittle too thin
And btw…he’s always been a phoney, why the shock?
Morticia, the shock is that not everyone knew that he is a phony. Either you know him or you’re just smarter than a lot of people. Are you attracted to phony people? Are you phony?
Evil Beet,
Saying those things about George’s whatever-she-is will not get you a date!! :-) It might get you a booty call but not a date!!! ;-) Breathing might get you a booty call!!
Why do I want to smack that smile off her face?
your message was too funny,
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I’m sure next time George is wasted in Vegas, either me or you will tag team him, lol.
I’m sure with out even looking at you, I bet your a lot better looking. That’s one of the best shots I seen of sara, I heard they will break up in March. Thank God!
I sweetie . Where did u hear March from?
lol that is funny!
If that happens i will crack up!
why do they have to wait till march?
She hasnt been with him lately or at any awards .
I thought George got wise?
hollywood insider on the monsterfresh.com site.
I hope so.
Why should such a plain boring girl become famous?
I’m sorry to George and Sarah for my nasty comments.
I have lost a lot of respect for George. I have no respect for anyone who poses purposefully with their legs open.
tsk tsk… jealous losers.
admit it- sarah is gorgeous.
So glad im not famous
Jealous girls are funny. She is quite nice to look at. And I’m sure she’s got some brains with a BA in Science. Seriously? Get over yourself.
so! do you have an attribution problem or what?
i think george clooney does great, his girlfriend is fine and they both look stunning.
now what’s with the hooker crap? you have frustrations about your occupation?
DID YOU HERE WHAT SHE TOLD THE INTERVIEWERS ON THE RED CARPET WHEN ASK HOW DO YOU KEEP HIM GROUNDED AND SHE REPLIED BACK AND SAID WITH LIQOUR……….. HE LOOKED PRETTY INSULTED
shes awful…cant he like get some one nice at least?
grrrrrrrr such a guy……..
dunno you do know! She is awful!
AND CP
OMG SHE SAID, WITH LIQUIOR. LOL IF, I WERE GEORGE, WOULDVE
THREW IT ON THE FLOOR AND LET HER SLIP AND GROUND HERSELF.
LORD HAVE MERCY GEORGE! I BET HIS PARENTS ARE IN A COMPLETE
UPROAR. YOU RAISE A NICE SON LIKE THAT AND ALL HE CAN GET IS A
HOOKAH?
COME ON GEORGIE, DO BETTER AND BE BETTER.
WHATS WITH HER? HER OVER BITE IS HUGE, SHE HAS UMPA LOOPA
HAIR, SHE DRESSES LIKE MY NANA, SHE GETS TO GO TO THE A.A.
AND SHE COMPLAINS ABOUT THE WALKING DISTANCE, AND
THEN TELLS ANOTHER REPORTER SHE KEEPS HIM GROUNDED
WITH LIQUIOR?
I THINK GEORGE NEEDS A INTERVENTION.
COME DATE ME GEORGE, I CAN DRESS, I HAVE A DEGREE AND OTHER
SCHOOLING. AND I AM A REAL ACTRESS NOT A HOOKAH.
CAN ANYONE, THROW THERE BAG UP FLING IT AROUND AS HARD AS YOU CAN AND SCREAM TENNNNNNNN CENTTTTTTTTTS!
HEHE!
OK MAYBE SHE GETS MORE THEN TEN CENTS BUT YOU GET
WHAT IM SAYING. I THINK AFTER ALL THE BLOGS, THEY
TRIED TO TELL HER TO SHUDDUP.
THEY SAID, DUMB HOOKAH, WOULD U PLEASE ZIP IT!
I HOPE GEORGE READS, GEORGE I WILL NOT WATCH
ONE MORE MOVIE IF U KEEP ON DATING THIS HOOKAH!
AND BTW YOU SHUOLDVE WON FOR CLAYTON ALTHOUGH,
I DIDNT SEE THE OTHER TWO.
I THOUGHT IT WAS UR BEST ACTING WORK TO DATE!
KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK AND PUT DOWN THE HOOOKAH.
she’s ok looking but you have to admit those photos of her “partying” or whatever the hell her job was in vegas were just nasty. is that how she used her degree?! seems shady.
Hmm.. boring, dumb, sluts who are famous for no reason… I feel that Hollywood is becoming less and less about real talent, and more and more about bimbos who will flash their goodies for the paparazzi- Paris, Spears, Lohan, to name a few.
Whatever. Sure, it can be aggravating (especially when CNN spends an entire day discussing poor Paris’ night in jail), but these women earn no real respect and have no real success. Once their 5 seconds in the spotlight are up, they’re right back to the bowels from with they came. It’s talented, self-respecting women like Nichole Kidman, Penelope Cruz, and Hale Berry that will be remembered for some time to come.