Oh, Ashlee.
I know how upset you were when Jamie-Lynn Spears had the gall to announce her pregnancy just as you premiered your new video. Today’s damn teenagers have no sense of how to share the media — in my day, the middle schools had a mandatory week on scheduling your teenage pregnancy around external media events. I’m proud of you for being woman enough to continue forward with the promotional efforts.
To reward your strength, I’m running these boring photos of you on TRL.
Your scarf makes me worry that your head is partially disconnected from your body. I remember reading a short story about that once. Some guy who fell in love with some girl who wore a scarf all the time and said she couldn’t take it off, not ever, and then one time when she was sleeping he pulled it off and her head fell off and she died. Does anyone else remember reading this story or am I making weird shit up again? I do that sometimes. Like this one time, I was convinced Chris Farley was in my closet and he wanted to eat my fingernails, but not with the nail polish on them. So I needed to take the nail polish off to make Chris Farley happy so he could eat my fingernails.
In fairness, I may have been really high.
Anyway.
Ladies and gentlemen, Ashlee Simpson!
If you’re crazy, I’m crazy, because I read that story too… but I thought it was on her neck, which is why her head fell off. Anyway, from one crazy to another, you’re totally sane =)
And maybe I should read more carefully… It was definitely the same story. Duh.
I remember that story too it creped me the fuck out.
Does anyone know if they asked her, her thoughts on JLS pregnancy on TRL???? Teehee, put the bitch on the spot!!!!!
Yep! I read that story as well :)
I also read that story and was freaked out. I actually mentioned it to my boyfriend like last week, shit you not, that I had dreams about it. It was in one of those “Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark” books or something like that.
Are u always high when you blog?? Anyways, u made me laugh..
Love the site!
Greetings from the Caribbean.
I read that too!
That story was crazy. I need to find out where it’s from because it was in a book of scary stories I read as a kid. But it wasn’t a scarf, it was a ribbon around her neck I believe.
i remember that story but remeber the movie star that was driving in her convertable and her scarf got tangled and she was decapitated and now her daughter is famous somehow but i get fuzzy sometimes
It was from a book called Scary Stories You Tell in the Dark or some shit — I totally remember that story. It used to freak me out, too.
P.S. Nothing will ever make me like Ashlee Simpson. But she’s 345435 billion times more tolerable than her sister.
It looks like most of us had that book as children, you’re not alone- Sorry I can’t say the same for that talentless hack, Ashlee Simpson.
I know Jeff Foxworthy is writing this stuff down!
Not only do I remember the story, but I also remember feeling like the story never existed and I was insane….
The Chick’s name was Jenny…. the one who’s head fell off I mean. :)
“The Green Ribbon” short story “In A Dark, Dark Room and Other Scary Stories” Alvin Schwartz, 1984.
Page 24.
You guys are simply the best. :)
i also remember reading that story!
Heeey I thought about that story when I saw that picture, too. I LOVED that book.
Does anyone remember those “Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark” books, with the super-creepy ink-and-watercolor illustrations? There was one about some girl who thought she had a pimple but it turned out a spider laid eggs in her face while she was asleep and it burst and baby spiders came out?
Sick.
Ashlee is fake fug , I hate her, always have always will.
ohh hell yeah! i remember that story.. it was called the green ribbon think.. i loved that damn book!
and i remember the one with the chick who had all those spiders in her face! brings back memories!
whatever. F**k ashlee simpson.. she sucks anyways.
The book was called “In a Dark Dark Room.” It was the Green Ribbon with Jenny.
definately remmeber htat story, jenny with the green ribbon. she freaked me out buti wanted to wear a green ribbon too.
hooray!
and ashlee really really has nothign going for her, nothing at all.
Ha ha ha ha ha Ashley you are a stupid phony fucking bitch with absolutlely NO talent. We all know you had a nose job which not only makes you ugly on the outside, but now your’e ugly on the inside because you conformed to be like everybody else while your’e trying to pull of this whole ‘punk’ persona. GO KILL YOURSELF YOU EMPTY EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING!! NO BODY OVER THE AGE OF 12 WILL EVERY BUY YOUR CD!! AND THAT SAD BOOT-LEG-WISH-I-WAS-POPULAR-LIKE-MY-SISTER-ASS REALITY SHOW THAT YOU DID?! HOW MUCH OF MY LIFE DO YOU WANT ME TO WASTE ON YOU, YOU HORSE FACED IDIOT. No one is ever going to forget that you lip sync. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
man leslie u rock u r totally right!! lol u and i think the same!! she is wasting the worlds money and lives!!