Jennifer Love Hewitt Still Has Fat Legs
October 27th, 2007 by Evil Beet
Go ahead. Yell at me for saying it, like you did before.
I’m not saying she’s morbidly obese, but unless homegirl is pregnant, this is a little bit bigger than I like my starlets to be.
You think John Mayer would hit that? No. He wants a Wonderland, not a Wonderplanet.
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She looks good.
I’m happy to see someone who isn’t wasting their time trying to be grotesquely skinny, and starving herself JUST to please ignorant, sad, superficial people who live in a magazine.
She seems happy and she’s a good weight.
She’s not exactly perfect, but hey.
Who is??
She’s ALRIGHT looking.
Not even fat AT ALL!
You want to see fat girls?
HERE:
oh my god…. theres nothing wrong with her legs, id swap.shes obviously aware of comments cos shes wearing neutral colour shoes to elongate..no wonder women have such issues with their weight
you’re a fucking idiot.
Omg, your so sad! :( Its not all about being skinny you know, she looks lovey, there is nothing wrong with her weight….
Teen girls are always worrying abou how fat they are, if they get told she’s fat they are going to think they have to be skinny! is that honestly a good thing? Millions of people are turning annorexic, and this is not helping ! :@ Grow up!
If she’s not your type. Why comment. Maybe you should be looking elsewhere.
Not only are her legs fat-laden, the fat is unevenly distributed, lending a certain lumpy appearance – complimenting the cellulite on her ample thighs. She is broad in the beam as well, which provides a sufficient frame upon which ample additional lardage can cling. Jennifer Hewitt looks like somebody grafted her delicious upper body onto a fat dimpled stink-flesh and sweaty lard-beast undercarriage of questionable provenance. I bet she doesn’t shave either. Her face and boobs are like false advertising for the smelly fat-bod they’re affixed to.
Actually, upon further inspection and additional reflection, Jennifer Love Hewitt no longer lends me an erection. Her face is equine in appearance, and she has a funny looking neck. I do appreciate her lips, though I would hesitate to insert anything dear to heart between them, as there’s a good chance that dear object would soon become incorporated among the mass of lumpen pimpled fatty flesh sweating on her ample buttocks and thighs. The creases and folds of lard that comprise Hewitt’s lower body would tide a family of hibernating woodchucks through a Yukon winter ’till the spring thaw, were they adorned as Jennifer is with fat pimple erupted jiggly Crisco fat, slick and stinky with sweat and unmentionable female yeastiness, uncleaned due to inaccessible folds of clammy fat at her nether regions and gigantic buttocks.
hahahahaha
thank you my legs look just the same as hers.. im not fat and she isn’t either..
What the fuck is wrong with you. She is beautiful and doesnt need to change a thing.
Go die in a hole.