Ah, I remember the heyday of the Britney Spears crotch shot. It was around a year ago, and word spread like wildfire: “There’s a Britney Spears crotch shot on the Internet.” All across the known universe, people ran to their computers to get a look at the Princess of Pop’s naked hoo-hoo. My own gossip blog, mere months old at that time, received over 100,000 hits each day from people searching for the photos.
And then there was another one. And another one. And another one still. There was one after her atrocious VMA performance that you probably didn’t even hear about — the world cared more about how disappointing her show was than about the fact that she hadn’t worn underwear later that night.
So you probably don’t know that there was another one on Thursday afternoon, after she left court. My blog is on the front page of a Google search for “Britney Spears crotch shot,” and, still, it’s barely had an impact on traffic. The most amusing part of this is that, of the people who do arrive at my blog from search engines, many of them having been searching for “Britney Spears crotch shot October 11.” People know they need to specify exactly which Britney Spears crotch shot they want to see, lest they be caught in a web of the 800 less recent photos of Britney Spears’ naughty bits.
Britney, honey, we’ve got the numbers to prove it: nobody cares about your vagina anymore.
Maybe it itches, y’all. May I suggest thongs? Oh never mind…
I still care
Overkill sucks, innit? That’s what she gets for stooping to the lowest common denominator for publicity’s sake.
Ding dang you know getting a Brazilian wax is expensive and hurts, and I want you to see it before it starts to get all stubby down there again.
britney spearscott
i love it lots
Maybe she can’t afford underwear with all the money she’s spending on her new car and drugs and stuff
what she doing on her car ?! oh no i should to be her big fans. but after i saw this. she mad me cry.
Rachel, Indonesia
not again!! put it away!! i can smell it from here!! she needs to take lessons on how to get out a car without the whole world seein it!!
She really needs to tone it down a notch. I rember when she use to be hott.
omg.that is the hottest thing i have ever seeni wonder if i can put my dick in there.
i think that britney spears is a loser and she needs some help especially after she shaved her head!
this stuppid girl is always revealing her vagina on the streets. she really needs help.
I heard that Britney’s sister, Jamie Lynn, is pregnant. She got preggers with her boyfriend, Casey Aldridge. My friends were talking about it…
ggggg
INCREDIBLE YOU SAY THAT, ABOUT THE BEST AND BEATIFUL
FEMENINE ORGAN IN ALL WORLD.
INCREDIBLE YOU SAY THAT, ABOUT THE BEST AND BEATIFUL
FEMENINE ORGAN IN ALL WORLD.
Thanks for sharing
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u guys are stupid 4 thinkin that she’s tryin 2 show the world ……she’s like paris hilton and doesn’t wear underwear.hellooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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even cvs and the dollar store sell underwear so i forgot is really not an excuse unless ur a crack head
Would all of you quit trashin me on the internet! I can wave my goodies around if I want to!
I’d prefer reading in my native language, because my knowledge of your languange is no so well.
I think Brittany and Paris are showing a modern new side of women: those that aren’t afraid to show their beautiful female attributes.
What red-blooded, straight male wouldn’t like to see their beautiful vaginas?
Hey, Egyptian and Roman women used to flash their vaginas. Today, it’s good to see if a woman is really a woman and not a lady-boy.
My hat is off for panties-off. Women should be natural! Panties cause yeast infections which isn’t natural.
To not appreciate a beautiful vagina isn’t natural! Three cheers for Britany, Paris and other women who don’t wear panties.
Hey I think that if you dont care about Britney so much that you should keep your comments to yourself!!!!!!!!!!!!!! some of us still really like Brit.. and care thank you!!!!!!!
i bet it tastes good and feels good god i dont care how nasty you think she is i think she is amazing and i would give anything to be with her.
show all of it you bitch
ela e uam putaaa
well done brit i think that u should get it out more often and that it is good that u are not tied down by the meaningless point of underwear
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!!!!!!!! i mean it u evil heartless people how would u like it if someone did that to u or ur wife hey.
oh! britney…… Do yourself nice than this.
nice blog
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u all should leave Britney alone. she is so cool and so fine. let her live her life the way she wants , that’s something most people “cant” do.
hey umm that girl that pretended 2 be britney spears on her is such a poser!!! i kno cuz u spelled her name rong!!!!! ahahaha u loser!
i wud fuck dis bitch hard
She should have worn underwear? Why? I think it’s fine to go commando as long as you don’t flash everyone or soil those expensive seats!
she was realy crazy, i just hope she is wear her underwear now…
britney was perfect girl before she get crazy, but the glory made her this is what… but she knew what to engage, she became ill, at every step is accompanied by paparazzi… she is not fold…
you fucking whore get a fucking life you ugly ass slut
all you commentators, get a life!!!
Man I wish they wouldent have blanked that out i would of jaked off to that soo hard she iss so finee
I love to suck vaginas
HEY BRIT YOU LOOK SO NICE. ARE YOU AS TASTY AS YOU LOOK. I WOULD NEVER EAT FOOD AGAIN, JUST HTAT PUSSY ALL DAY ALL NIGHT
I don´t give a fuck!!!
Britt´ show us your klit!!!
nice_live1984@hotmail.com
Very true. The house is the new going out.