Brit-Brit scooted around LA yesterday with a Red Bull, a hat with a bird on it and an art smock. Britney is doing so well, you guys.
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Jen Garner is so boring. I wish she drank more. [popbytes] Kim Stewart's breasts are unstoppable. [Agent Bedhead] "I’ve taken shits hotter than Tori Spelling." [Drunken Stepfather] Mel B may be more into her super hot DWTS partner than her creepy new husband. [Celebslam] Shakira does nice stuff for other people. [Cele|bitchy] Yeeeah! wins the award for best headline re: Rumer Willis' hair. [Yeeeah!] The world needed some Kristen Bell bikini pics. [Jordan] Alicia Keys rocks the cover of Complex. [Bossip] By now, you've all seen the photos of Natalie Portman's bare ass. But have you seen the video? [Ninja Dude] A really, really, really cute, tiny kitten, because it's Monday and you deserve this. [College Humor] Joel Madden may be getting married, but Hilary Duff's got some gigantic knockers. [The Blemish]
He came within an inch of making Paris Hilton cry.
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You guys, I'm so sorry posting has been slow since Friday. I am trapped at my mother's house in Phoenix where I have no friends and the Internet here sucks and my cell phone doesn't get reception and we're having so much trouble moving over to the new server and I have to spend all damn day tomorrow getting crappy tests at a stupid doctor's office (long story) and I just want to cry, you guys. I'm in the worst mood ever.
So anyway. This song came on the radio today and I was like "Oh my God, I love this song." And then I was happy for like two minutes, and that was nice.
(Love you, Anna!) />You guys, I'm so sorry posting has been slow since Friday. I am trapped at my mother's house in Phoenix where I have no friends and the Internet here sucks and my cell phone doesn't get reception and we're having so much trouble moving over to the new server and I have to spend all damn day tomorrow getting crappy tests at a stupid doctor's office (long story) and I just want to cry, you guys. I'm in the worst mood ever.
So anyway. This song came on the radio today and I was like "Oh my God,...
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After a brief absence from the spotlight, the lesbian love of my life is back in photographs!!!
Jaslene Gonzalez hosted at Aura Nightclub at Atlantis over the weekend.
She's still skinny as hell, but it looks like she's put on some weight since June, when these pictures had me really worried.
She looks hot as hell!!!
I love you, Jaslene!!!...
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"Britney, call me, come over to my house, come to Orlando, get away from it all. It's a good thing to get out of L.A. ... If you're there, let me know. I'm here for you, sweetheart."
Former *NSYNC'er Joey Fatone, to Britney Spears, via Extra
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Nicky and Joel are gonna tie the knot October 13 in a small ceremony in Laguna Beach.
Wonder if she'll change her name?
Nicole Madden.
Hm. ...
Miss Teen USA (far left) parties with Dave Navarro and his girlfriend at Aura nightclub at Atlantis.
Hopefully she was drinking apple juice!!!
And not joining them for a threesome!!!...
Okay:
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?
Jesus Christ, Pam, your first two hasty marriages worked out so well.
And Rick Salomon is SUCH A MOTHERFUCKING WINNER.
HOW COULD THIS NOT WORK OUT????
Yeah, so Pam Anderson and Rick "One Night in Paris" Salomon applied for a marriage certificate in Las Vegas.
Rick was also briefly married to Shannen Doherty, but that didn't work out so hot, since he spent the majority of their 9-month marriage trying to talk Paris Hilton into...