Today's Evil Beet Gossip

I ::Heart:: Tori Amos

Before launching into "Winter" at a Florence show in late May, Tori sang an impromptu song about the trials and tribulations of Lindsay Lohan. This was before her most recent run-in with the cops! Tori is so prescient. I love her!!! /> Before launching into "Winter" at a Florence show in late May, Tori sang an impromptu song about the trials and tribulations of Lindsay Lohan. This was before her most recent run-in with the cops! Tori is so prescient. I love her!!!...

I’d Still Totally Have Sex with Adam Duritz

Counting Crows Lead Singer, Adam Duritz, Takes Off His Shirt The perpetually dreadlocked Counting Crows frontman took his shirt off in dangerous proximity to a Splash News camera man. I know, I know. He's a little flabby. He's a little pale. He's getting really old. But I refuse to give up on my dream! One day, I will have sex with Adam Duritz. And then we'll get married and have lots of babies and he'll write songs about me and it will be fabulous. Counting Crows' new album -- the first once since 2002's Hard Candy -- will be released Nove...

Britney’s New Album Has a Release Date

Britney Spears New Album Release Date is November 13, 2007 Looks like the big "comeback" album is dropping November 13, just a few days after the one-year anniversary of her filing for divorce from K-Fed. That's also the same day Celine Dion's releasing her new album. Somehow I don't think either of them will be much competition for the other. Not that I'll be buying either. Don't get me wrong, I'll be listening to Britney's album. In my heart of hearts, I'll always be rooting for Brit-Brit. But I'm sure the whole thing will leak online weeks be...

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Finally! Hayden Panettiere has dressed up as a German beer wench. [FListed]

Larry Birkhead, blah blah blah, OK! magazine, blah blah, lawsuit, blah. Mad props to Celebitchy for writing up this story. I tried like five times and each time my head nearly exploded from boredom. But I know some of you care. [Cele|bitchy]

PJ Harvey's coming out with a new album. [popbytes]

Thank God someone thought to compile a comprehensive list of celebrity lesbian crushes. [cityrag]

Paris Hilton is done terrorizing Malibu. [Celebslam]

Ivana Trump's boyfriend is ridiculously hot. And, no, that's not a typo. This is Ivana, the old one, not her daughter. [The Bosh]

Oh sweet Jesus, they're making Rock of Love II. Worse yet, you can audition. Get the deets. [Celebrity Smack]

/>Finally! Hayden Panettiere has dressed up as a German beer wench. [FListed] Larry Birkhead, blah blah blah, OK! magazine, blah blah, lawsuit, blah. Mad props to Celebitchy for writing up this story. I tried like five times and each time my head nearly exploded from boredom. But I know some of you care. [Cele|bitchy] PJ Harvey's coming out with a new album. [popbytes] Thank God someone thought to compile a comprehensive list of celebrity lesbian crushes. [cityrag] Paris Hilton is done terrorizing Malibu. [Celebslam] ...

Andy Dick for President!

andy_dick.jpg Ah, slow news days. We're mere hours away from the holiday weekend. Traffic is down everywhere on the web because you guys aren't sitting at your desk web-surfing while you should be doing expense reports. No, it's just past noon on the West coast, which means most of the nation is in a beachside bar tossing back Coronas, as far away from a computer as possible, and Hollywood's publicists and reporters are right there with them. No one's breaking interesting stories. So you know what that mean...

More Kids for the Beckhams?

More Kids for Posh and Becks? David Beckham may not be able to play soccer for more than five minutes without getting injured, but Lord knows the boy knows how to procreate. And while he's busy not playing soccer for the LA Galaxy, it sounds like babies are what he has on his mind. "We never spoke about how many kids we wanted, we knew we wanted around the same number...We both wanted four or five kids," Becks told Ryan Seacrest this week on his radio show. And since they already have three boys, Becks noted that they'r...

Nicole Richie: Eating, Not Drinking, Making Fun of Paris and Lindsay

Nicole Richie Making Fun of Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan on the Dance Floor Sounds like everything is just as it should be. Nicole Richie was spotted at a friend's going-away party in Bev Hills with Samantha Ronson, Zach Braff and his girlfriend, Shiri Appleby (I guess he's off the market now, girls), and was sipping tea while everyone else downed the liquor. The preggers starlet ate halibut, spaghetti Bolognese and spinach, and took her temperature after dinner to make sure she didn't have a fever (is this something pregnant women usually do?) But after the br...

Heather Mills Drives Like Me

Heather Mills Gets Lots of Parking Tickets in East Hampton After her fat settlement from Paul McCartney, it seems like Heather Mills doesn't much care about paying parking tickets. According to Page Six: HEATHER Mills has been hell on wheels in East Hampton. Paul McCartney's estranged wife, who's renting Nora Ephron and Nick Pileggi's mansion in the Georgica Pond area, has been racking up parking tickets in her rented Bentley convertible. "She's parking in front of fire hydrants and in handicapped zones without a handicapped tag," a source tells...

More Details on How Britney Will “Shock” Us

Britney Spears Will Shock Us at VMAs, with Criss Angel Leading her in and out of mirrors Just when I thought I'd outgrown the VMAs, it looks like I'll be tuning in again this year. It seems more and more certain that Britney will have her big "comeback" performance on the MTV awards show, and the Daily News has more details on the "shocking" performance she's been developing with Criss Angel. Angel will guide Spears in and out of a series of mirrors, making it seem as though she vanishes and then reappears several times, a source told the Daily News yesterday. Other danc...