I’ve attached here, for your perusal, the three-page cease and desist I got from Nick and Vanessa’s legal eagles this evening. They are very unhappy that I posted these pictures, as I, too, would probably be unhappy if someone took pictures of me making an “O” face.
Here’s my favorite part: there’s a line in there that says that the “Illegal Photos are copyright protected, to which my clients, by virtue of written assignment and transfer, have obtained the exclusive copyright and all right and title interest thereto.” Now, correct me if I’m wrong, my law-inclined readers, but what that says to me is that Nick and Vanessa actually bought the rights to the photos of them having sex in a hot tub. My God, how I wish I’d been present for those negotiations!
Anyway, sorry, guys, but the photos are coming down. As much as I’d love to star in a court battle with Nick and Vanessa, I’m not going to pull a Perez. Plus, as the lawyers pointed out, I “act at my own peril.” That’s not news to me, guys. I pretty much realize that upon waking up each day. But I feel awful about this; I know you guys count on me to deliver your celeb porn, and I totally failed. So, to make it up to you, I created my very own re-enactment of that fateful day, in Photoshop, to share with you. Enjoy!
I was just waiting for that to happen.
At least we got a brief time with our lovely porn. It wasn’t even that dirty….AND we never got the uncensored versions.
COME ON GUYS! At least let us see Nick’s pee pee before you make us take down the pictures!
Those two are pretty much dunzo as celeb’s! Now they are just deviant-cheesy outdoor nude campers without a tent? Oh we got drunk and went for it? She’s not like a hooker even tho I treat her like one? Duh? In the open air, in a pool, in Mexico? I mean treat your woman to a romantic-lovely time but protect her from predators, vacationers and photographers NICKY_BOY? What a jerk, he has to have it now.. must get drunk and dunk his woman in chlorine first, haha! They are at the end of the affair if they have to get drunk, go far away to a country that might arrest them for indecent fornication in public, do it outdoors with the hope of not being caught for upping the excitement.
Well, this “scandal” is going to be big.
A video slideshow of all these Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo pictures and more has already been posted on http://www.dirtylittletarts.com (NSFW).
Supposedly the hardcore version will be up in a day or two.
How could these two be so dumb?
UHHH that sucks that they took the photos down! Those were juicy as hell! The photoshop will do me just fine though in the meantime *gets rabbit out from goodie drawer*
;)
It’s amazing. Nick’s lawyer is finding EVERYONE! I took down my pics yesterday. They were great. Tragic.
Luv ya Evil Beet!
you are LAME!!!
every stupid blog got this legal notice.
the lame part is that you posted it thinking that their legal team had their eye on your crappy blog or something.
LOL
Wait, really?
See, here I thought Nick and Vanessa had launched a targeted anti-Evil Beet campaign, because I know they read my blog every day. And it was clear from my post that I figured I was the only blogger who’d received this note.
Boy, I sure do look stupid.
Nick and Vanessa should cease and desist to be a relevant news item in any way shape or form. Haven’t they inflicted enough pain on the country? Can we impeach their celebrity status?
I wonder if Vanessa’s family saw the photos and got on her case. ‘Cause unless Nick’s a wuss (which his music career proves he is), he wouldn’t care that there are pictures out there of him doin’ a chick.
Word is bond.
She is so nasty looking. I thought she was trashy even before this little scandel but now I really believe it. Nick can do better.
Jessica would neve of done anything like this. Vanessa is an attention getter, she probably knew they were watching and loved every minute of it. Nick you need someone a bit classier. Shes going to ruin your rep. watch and see.
Damn STUPID!!! Nick he lost jessica and took dat shit right there Jessica simpson is way to beautiful to even let him carry her purse them to can just be together and become shit Looks like nick aint got money nomore since jessica aint in his life no more HEY Vanessa mlliano hope ur keep working to pay for them bills
THIS WEBSITE IS PATHETIC, NON-SENSE AND STUPID!
yall are crazy! nick doesnt look any cleaner than vanessa, and i dont see why anybody cares that much about the pics being taken down because they were BORING as HELL! vanessa even said that! (not about the pics, but about them as a couple) and i totally agree
give them there privacy if tthey want to have sex well they can!
All I know is that Vanessa Minnillo is one of the sexiest, and most beautiful women on the planet ! If you have any doubts, check out my gallery of HOT pics of her at:
http://galleryofbeautifulwomen.blogspot.com/2008/05/vanessa-minnillo.html
Cheers !
she looks gute and sexy
OK, whoever did this photoshop work needs to take a class! YOU SUCK! THIS SITE BLOWS, IF YOU WANT GOOD SLEAZE NEWS, GO TO TMZ!
TTFN
Get a life!! If you have to post things like that about people you obviously have issues about yourself & are a miserable person. Especially if you have nothing better to do than make fun of people on the computer!
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