Sorry links are so late today. I was busy all day studying for and taking my very last final of graduate school. Somebody give me a motherfucking cookie. Or, you know, a job. A job would be cool too. (Who am I kidding? I don’t want a real job.)
Anyway, here goes:
Looks like Whoopi Goldberg’s going to be replacing Rosie on The View. The show was able to attract her because their demo will continue to ensure that no one born after 1990 will ever have heard of Whoopi Goldberg. [A Socialite’s Life]
Lily Allen does Elle. [popbytes]
Paris Hilton chats on the phone with Barbara Walters. Apparently she really wants to get involved with humanitarian causes, which I’m sure will last every bit as long as Hyde continues to throw those Save Darfur parties. [Jordan]
Did X17 steal those photos of Lindsay Lohan with the knives from a camera she left in her car? God I hope so. [Celebrity Smack]
Rihanna claims that Jay-Z wants to screen all the guys she dates. I bet Beyonce wants to screen them, too, and toss out all the ones who don’t have herpes. [Bossip]
Serena Williams’ ass gives Kim Kardashian’s a run for its money. [Celebslam]
Is Britney getting back together with K-Fed? Dude, I’m almost rooting for it. [F&C]
Carmen Electra’s half-naked and dancing. Act surprised. [Derek Hail]
Congratulations on finishing grad school! I wish you lots of good thangs (success) in the future.
Woooo, congrats! I want to go to grad school in the next couple years. What are you getting a masters in?
CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!! How exciting!
i’m SO rooting for a britney kfed reunion, that’d be awesome!
I got an MBA. The plan, when I started, was to go into investment banking, but it turns out that writing celebrity gossip is way more fun and way fewer hours. ;)
Yeah, congrats! Keep the site.
Hey honey-
Congrats. I did a zillion exams during undergrad and grad school and I understand exactly how that feeling of liberation takes hold as soon as you leave your last exam. I walked immediately to the pub, giggling like a maniac.
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