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Paris Hilton’s Brother Mugged

Thankfully, someone thought to mug at least one of them at knifepoint.

As if Paris and Nicky weren’t enough Hilton spawn for one planet, it turns out there are two other Hilton chidren, younger brothers Barron and Conrad, neither of whom are legally allowed to be in drinking establishments. I’ve actually been peripherally aware of the existence of these two for awhile, but, in the shadow of Paris and Nicky, it’s almost like they can’t possibly be real. Like Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen’s older brother and younger sister; these people can’t actually exist. Until, you know, they get mugged at knifepoint.

WHILE PARIS Hilton was sneaking into prison in Los Angeles in the wee hours of Monday morning, her younger brother, Barron, was getting mugged at knifepoint near Penn Station.

Barron, who is tall and blond and believed to be 18, had shown up earlier at Stereo on West 29th Street with three male friends and two girls. “They were all underage and they hung around for a while trying to get in the club,” said an eyewitness.

“They were waiting outside Stereo. Eventually they all left together at around 4 a.m.

“An hour later, two security guards from Stereo were driving by Penn Station on their way home and they saw Barron and his friends. Then they saw two muggers confronting the group, and they all got out. One had a knife and was trying to get money out of the kids.

“One guy had Barron at knifepoint, and the guards got out and chased away the guy with the knife. The attackers didn’t get any money,” said the witness.

“Eventually Barron and his friends all piled into a cab.” The insider added that the guards recognized Barron because “he tries to get into Stereo all the time.”

Ha. Clearly he’s trying to follow in his sisters’ footsteps. I can’t wait.

11 CommentsLeave a comment

  • My God, she looks more plastic than usual. I hate when the face is white and the body is tanned. Or orange, whatever.

  • she looks indistinguishable from her wax statue at madame tussaud’s. creepy!

    that’s really nice of those security guards for saving him. and it sounds like they did it because they recognized him from stereo, not because they knew he was a hilton. shouldn’t they get some kind of reward or something? and shouldn’t his parents not let him hang out on the street at 4am with a great big “mug me” sign on?

  • I can not believe people like Paris Hilton.What did she ever do to earn the word celeb?She must just say thank you crandpa Conrad.If her last name was something like Burrows,she would never been a celeb.Charlize Theron.Now Paris thats Hot,but your NOT!

  • i went to private school with barron and he really is nice kid…he just comes from a family where its hard for him to be like a normal american teenager.
    i really got a chance to get to know him; hes a great kid..too bad he has to look up to paris.

  • yeah omg i know barron too.. wich is why i googled him to see if theres anything about him.. uhh yes he IS a nice kid, hes such a drunkie tho, and he hates people that do blow. i went to his house and got realllyyy wasted, after that he talkd shit about me to everyone at his skool.. even after i calld to apalagize. jeeeesh… how funi that actuali happend, yes nice kid.

  • I met Barron at some parties and still have some contact to him via internet and he’s a real nice cool boy!!!!!

  • and by the way, his sister Paris is really nice, too. To me she’s the only real It-girl. She’s a real glamour girl not like all the other clelebs pretending they were just normal average people.

  • Okay that’s really mean that you say that stuff about them! I agree that 18/19 year old kids shouldn’t be drinking and then driving (nobody should actually) but lay off! If your son got caught you wouldn’t put it in your blog! Seriously! The only reason you know about this is because they are famous! They probably only know that life. That’s probably what they think is right! I HATE PEOPLE WHO TALK BAD ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE!!!!