Those bastards at People Magazine must never rest. Either that or they’re building a facial identification system the likes of which conspiracy novelists have only dreamed of.
Either way, Jen’s new beau has been revealed. He’s a British model and his name is Paul Sculfor. I should note that the picture is probably a few years back, he’s 36 now.
He’s described as a:
“Lovely guy. A gentleman. Simple things, like opening doors, he does all that. He’ll think of the woman before himself.”
I would be remiss if I didn’t throw the Chinese fortune cookie joke “in bed” after that last comment. But, how hard would it be to treat Jen like a queen? I would do it. She’s a bazillionaire. She’s hot. She seems fairly pleasant given the interviews I’ve seen. I’ve never met her, but I wouldn’t mind, and if we dated I would open the doors – provided she didn’t have servants or ultra cool modern technology doors that opened themselves.
Oh, Paul is in this YouTube clip too, with mermaids. I don’t think it shows much besides his chest but we aim to please here at Beet central.
Make me sicko that jennifer like handsome or nice body man, Well! Man like her or not…….. I have no idea…… If this man want to marry Jennifer that great.. if did not say want marry only for date for a while mean man do not want keep her.. I will see what happen next?
Poor Jen. Turns out her new boyfriend used to work as a PAID GAY MALE ESCORT AND PORN ACTOR! Just what she deserves for not checking out her new employee’s history before leaking his name to People. Stupid famewhoring ho.
Good for Jen!
I can never understand why the Brangeloonies can’t just let Jen be happy?
And famewhores?? Who is selling out their KIDS to the papz??
and talking about how they bath & talk together?? Boy – seems like Jolie is running short on interesting things to say…
He is so hot and gorgeous and he is a good choice for Jennifer Aniston.
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