My suggestion to Jess Biel? Marry a writer (like me) because at this rate your career as an actress is doomed. You’re a beautiful girl Jess, but the news today is bad to the bone.
A week after this Jessica Biel has taken a part as a stripper. Best of all the stripper role has a heart of gold!!
“Blue” follows a suicidal ex-priest (Whitaker), a stripper (Biel) with a terminally ill son, an elderly ex-con seeking to reunite with his daughter and a lovelorn mortician whose lives intersect in Los Angeles on Christmas Eve. Timothy Linh Bui wrote and directs the film, which begins shooting on location in July.
Well at least it’s with an established writer/director. You might know him from this or this. Oh no wait, you don’t. No one does. He’s got as many successful credits as me. I’m sure he won’t be at all tempted to exploit Jessica’s nudity to publicize his project. Small time directors never do that because it would be unethical.
Look, I realize stripper parts are out there. And someone has to play them. But ladies, if people already know your name don’t do this. Those parts should go to girls trying to make a splash, unknowns who desperately need to be known. Portman got away with it in Closer because it was about two minutes of the story and she’s already Natalie Portman. But Jessica won’t. You will never get real roles if you continue taking crap ones Jess. Just a word to the wise.
And hey, Jessica Biel’s agent: you suck.
Jessica Biel should be a superstar by now. She has everything going for her, looks,a body in a class by itself,She is a good actress but for some reason she doesn’t land many top notch roles. Perhaps she needs to change managers.
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I agree. I have never heared of this woman until the Saw series. I had no idea she starred in other movies. Shes beautiful, but i agree she needs a new manager.