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What is Wrong With This Picture?

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Jessica Simpson should not be darker than Eva Longoria. Eva naturally has a hot Latina thing going on but Jess is starting to look like George Hamilton. How much fake tan do you have to put on to look this orange? Somebody should tell Jess that you can either darken your hair or your skin…not both.

Jessica Simpson is really looking fugly these days. It keeps getting worse. The whole dark hair, boobs falling out of her shirt, sexy face thing is just not working. There is something to be said about natural beauty.

Can we stop paying attention to the Simpsons? Doesn’t somebody else want to be famous?

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  • She is so fake, from the hair color to the tan. And for God Sakes girl wear a shirt to conceal yourself

  • Her skin and her hair are almost the same shade. She needs to go blonde again, damnit.

  • Haha actually it reminds me of season 1 of the Simple Life when Paris was sooooo orange she was like 8 shades darker than Nicole… who’s half black, isn’t she?

  • i argge with you all say
    she shuoldn’t be darkner then eva and what is up with that jacket and bra combo? that is sooo wrong!!!
    plus about the whole tanning crazy fade
    i don’t get it
    it is one thing to look tan but to look soo tan you look like eva or darker or organe?? i rather look pale because there is differtance between healthy glow and fake tan plus eva might be latino but there was time where j lo look organe fake tan and she is also latino
    so think about that

  • They both look like Madame Toussaud’s rejects. Gross. Jessica Alba is the TRUE Texas honey.

  • Does anyone else remember the last time she went through this phase? It was before she married Nick and her skin was even darker than it is now. Her hair was also a dark brown almost black with awful super light blonde streaks in it. I think things are actually worse this time around.

  • oh hell no;
    …………………..nicole ritchie is NOT half black.

    She is ADOPTED buy Lionel Ritchie. (- famous rich black singer..)

  • um… yeah dumb ass nicole richie is half black. Adopted by Lionel Richie from his friend (when she was 9 years old) who happened to be black . Her biological mother is white. She is multiracial. No big deal just had to make that clear.
    Jessica however is supposed to be white, and she should go back to her roots and stop tanning, she’s become a negative of her old self. eww.

  • Ummm…Nicole Richie biological father is NOT black…her biological father is Peter Michael Escovedo her birth name was Nicole Camille Escovedo…Nicole is of Mexican, African American, Creole and Caucasion decent. Remember the drummer Sheila E who used to work with Prince?? Well the E stands for Escovedo…which would make her Nicoles Aunt. So Nicole is 1/4 Black….thankyou!

  • I HAVE TO AGREE WITH EVERYONE… SHE LOOKS HORRIBLE. WHY CAN’T PEOPLE BE SATISFIED WITH THEIR NATURAL SKIN COLOR? NOTHING LOOKS BETTER THAN A NATURALLY HEALTHY AND EVEN COMPLEXION. WHAT SHE SHOULD DO IS GET RID OF THE BUTTHOLE ON HER CHIN AND PERHAPS JUST A LITTLE BREAST REDUCTION… THEY ARE PLAYING PEEK-A-BOO WITH ME. EVA IS WAY HOT WITH HER NATURALLY GLOWING SKIN. SOME PEOPLE CAN BE CONFIDENT NATURALLY AND OTHERS JUST HAVE TO FAKE THE PHUNK

  • Hey .ezily.bank!

    Creole is black the root of creole mix is African heritage, and when you have African heritage [whether you know you have it or not] it doesn’t matter your mix if the tan shows in the summer black is black…it depends on the genes we all have a bit of the African genes…the root.

  • actually…nicole richies biological dad was in the band “the commodors” with lionel richie…&& everyone in that band is FULL black…so yes…she is half black

  • I think Jessica Simpson looks GORGEOUS here .. Her dark her is beautiful, its long and the layers are fab .. as for her tan, give the girl a break, shes just trying out different stuff. You idiots sitting in front of the computer commenting on her probably aren’t half as good looking as she is, and even if you are, I’m sure you’ve all had your bad tan days etc. So give the girl a break. Plus, her shirt is hot. If you’ve got it, flaunt it.

  • Thank you Glamorous! I completely agree with you! Jessica Simpson is gorgeous…and those of you who are on here talking about her are just jealous anyways! And what is up with you saying, “there is something to be said about natural beauty”…and then you start bashing her about having darker hair…HELLO! Her hair is not NATURALLY blonde! It’s closer to the color it is in this pic.! And besides, everyone tries out different things…You get tired of the same look after a while…Besides, if she never changed her appearance, you guys would just be on here talking about her for that! I’m sure none of you guys are perfect…You’ve got flaws and I’m sure you’ve made a few fashion flaws in you lifetime…How would you feel if someone started talking on here about how “fugly” you were? Leave the girl alone and let her do her thing…She looks gorgeus no matter what…

  • EXACTLY what “Glamorous” said. PERIOD. “IF YOU GOT IT FLAUNT IT” Jessica Simpson is DAMN SEXY!!! No matter what she does.

  • i think she looks really good , altough she is tanned alot! but truthfully who doesnt like to be tanned? yeah i taught so

  • OMG what the hell is wrong with her did she loose her mind to be seen in public like that is she black now she looks just HORRIBLE

  • The fake tan looks good to me…wish I could get a fake tan and look that good. Maybe most of the one’s posting this are jealous or just not happy with themselves. The dark hair is AMAZING…Rita Hazan is the best colorist in the world and I can assure she never makes a bad color choice. So what if she shows her chest off? It’s never a bad thing when Orlando Bloom or some other male celebrity wears thin see-through shirts on the red carpet or if Matthew Mc. is running down the street half naked. She’s out having fun with her friends i’m sure her tan was the last thing on her mind.

  • ay..guys r u 4real rite now. PSH!
    ill make this shit short…
    1st of all she a natural brunnette-n blondes r overrated neway
    2nd of all-she dont fuckin self tan-she lives in cali…DUMMIES!
    n even if she did wats wrong wit being dark-no one wants 2 hump a pale ass…
    3rd-ima broad n i think her tits r pretty fuckin fly-u got it u dam rite u better flaunt it-specially since half the fuckin world throws down 5 g’s to get them booboos.

    so 2 all u mofo haters-u need 2 pop a zany n fuckin chill

    her hair/tan/tits r not affecting yo ass-so who the fuck cares?
    the bitch looks good-shit im strate n id still tap that…

    we all know u bitches r wackin off 2 her pick rite bout now-n u jus hate’n cuz u no u cant get wit her—yez sir..