Joan Rivers Should Die Soon

April 19th, 2007 by Spiteful Lars


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I hate Joan Rivers with an absolute passion. She’s just worthless. She doesn’t ever watch the films that the stars are in, she makes pointless comments, she gets tons of money for having zero appreciable skill. And hey, now someone is on my side!

NEW YORK (AP) — Joan Rivers is being replaced by Lisa Rinna as TV Guide Channel’s leading red-carpet host.

TV Guide had this to say:

“TV Guide Channel is very appreciative of Joan and Melissa Rivers’ contributions to the success of our red-carpet programming over the past three years,” Ryan O’Hara, president of TV Guide Channel, said in a statement. “We wish them the best in their future endeavors.”

That’s industry-speak for “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya.”


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8 Responses to “Joan Rivers Should Die Soon”

  1. Evil Beet says:

    Well, for the record, she’s my hero.

  2. Erin says:

    She’s also a show business legend. How old are you?

  3. Evil Beet says:

    Yeah, I mean, it’s not like Joan Rivers has ever professed to be a film critic. She’s a comedienne and a fashionista — and she’s amazing at both, IMHO — and, in her early days, she opened up all sorts of doors for women in show business. Thank God for Joan Rivers, and I truly do wish her the best.

  4. Chewbakkah says:

    I totally agree with Evil Beet. She was fired from her job because her
    nasty and racist remarks…(she once said a dress that Cameron Diaz
    was wearing looked like a bedsheet and given her Hispanic background, she probably stole from the room she was cleaning).
    She’s an old prune and she needs to retire, only with the cost of all
    of her cosmetic surgery, she couldn’t even afford to die.
    Yuck Yuck Yuck!!!!

  5. Shirley Sallee says:

    I think she looks great! When you speak evil of another you will have to answer to God Weather you belive in him or not.

  6. TORTURED ANGEL says:

    SHE IS SO OUT OF TOUCH WITH 2009. RUDE, TO STUPID TO BE EMBARASSED. LOUD-MOUTHED, VULGAR, SHE SHOULD DIE, SHE IS JUST WASTING AIR. DISGUSTING

  7. Heaven Healper says:

    First Shirley Sallee, learn how to spell whether! Rivers is a nasty piece of old jerky!! No surprise her husband offed himself. She may as well make the best of her last few years (hopefully) cause she is to crude and skanky to bow out gracefully. She is like the last old barfly left at closing time. She’s a cockroach!!! Nasty

  8. Heaven Helper says:

    First Shirley Sallee, learn how to spell whether! Rivers is a nasty piece of old jerky!! No surprise her husband offed himself. She may as well make the best of her last few years (hopefully) cause she is to crude and skanky to bow out gracefully. She is like the last old barfly left at closing time. She’s a cockroach!!! Nasty worn out old wanna be dragqueen

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