Joan Rivers Should Die Soon
April 19th, 2007 by Spiteful Lars
I hate Joan Rivers with an absolute passion. She’s just worthless. She doesn’t ever watch the films that the stars are in, she makes pointless comments, she gets tons of money for having zero appreciable skill. And hey, now someone is on my side!
NEW YORK (AP) — Joan Rivers is being replaced by Lisa Rinna as TV Guide Channel’s leading red-carpet host.
TV Guide had this to say:
“TV Guide Channel is very appreciative of Joan and Melissa Rivers’ contributions to the success of our red-carpet programming over the past three years,” Ryan O’Hara, president of TV Guide Channel, said in a statement. “We wish them the best in their future endeavors.”
That’s industry-speak for “Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya.”
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Well, for the record, she’s my hero.
She’s also a show business legend. How old are you?
Yeah, I mean, it’s not like Joan Rivers has ever professed to be a film critic. She’s a comedienne and a fashionista — and she’s amazing at both, IMHO — and, in her early days, she opened up all sorts of doors for women in show business. Thank God for Joan Rivers, and I truly do wish her the best.
I totally agree with Evil Beet. She was fired from her job because her
nasty and racist remarks…(she once said a dress that Cameron Diaz
was wearing looked like a bedsheet and given her Hispanic background, she probably stole from the room she was cleaning).
She’s an old prune and she needs to retire, only with the cost of all
of her cosmetic surgery, she couldn’t even afford to die.
Yuck Yuck Yuck!!!!