Charlotte Church Not Cute Pregnant

April 9th, 2007 by EvilT


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So you know those girls that get pregnant and use it as an excuse to get fat? I have a feeling that Charlotte Church is one of them. Here she is on a beach in Thailand letting it all out. She only is four months pregnant so the pooch is a hold out from her boozing days.

I actually love Charlotte Church. When I lived in London for a bit I realized that she is the tabloid equivalent to Britney Spears/Paris Hilton out there. She stopped selling music a while ago but her TV show is a hit and her wild behavior has always been tabloid fodder.

I hope that her hot boyfriend doesn’t leave her in the dust when she has this baby. She has been very vocal about her love for Gavin Henson. He is a dreamboat and hopefully he will allow Char to eat for two in peace. Short girls just can’t do that lean long pregnant look.


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12 Responses to “Charlotte Church Not Cute Pregnant”

  1. Brownie says:

    So I’m sure everyone else would be offended by how big she is and how small her swimsuit is, but I’m actually most troubled by the white-girl cornrows…

  2. vanessa says:

    she is a child and is with child how stupid could she be, gettin pregnant from gavin he wont last with her and not to mention at her age she has let herself go like that she is a beautiful girl, with so much potential but she has become a fat frump and should be glowing in pregnancy she is ballooning and give it some time she will be a beach whale.

  3. Mr. Moore says:

    Are you kidding? The bigger she gets, the hotter she gets!

  4. Anonymous says:

    You guys are assholes…. She’s 4 mos pregnant for god sakes… Havent you ever seen a pregnant woman before who isnt made up and posing for cameras?

    Stop being bitchy and let the poor girl have her baby. I am sure she’ll get back in shape after.

  5. Nokia says:

    Whats wrong with her having cornrows??? NOTHING!
    In hot weather when someone’s hair is affected by the humidity in the air, the best way is to have your hair in plaits.
    Superficial c.u.n.t.s if you don’t like her getting fat THEN DONT BLOODY LOOK AT HER.
    hmmm skinny Charlotte = Money, doesnt have to work for the rest of her life
    Beach whale Charlotte = Money, doesnt have to work for the rest of her life
    Her weight doesnt make a difference to her, she may get to be a ‘Beach Whale’ but alas I guarantee that her Life is and will be better than yours!

  6. Shivani Sherman says:

    She is not that fat for one thing and secondly everyone carries the pregnancy weight differently.

    I think people are too used to seeing the likes of Nicole.R, Angelina.J and other model skinny types to realise that on average women gain some chub all over not just the belly.

    Ha ha!! Nokia has a good point, she wouldn’t care either way since she has $$$$

    P.S - those cornrows actually look kinda cute.

  7. Caroline says:

    Dude…she is preggo

    she stopped dieting for the baby’s sake..whatever
    she’s gained weight
    it happens

  8. h0ttpregnantgirlly says:

    0mg.. everyb0dy needs t00h really lay 0ff.. she wasnt size negatve zero o begi with.. so what if she gained a few pond!.. its natural.. and im sure all yuh shit talkersare not so skinny yourselfs!!.. beautiful babies are worth those extra few unwanted p0unds.. lay 0ff!.. idi0ts!!!its pregnanc!!!!

  9. rk says:

    i like fat girls.

  10. Anonymous says:

    fat bastard bitch

  11. dave says:

    she’s a fat talentless heffer who is hated round here in cardiff.
    as for sponging monkey doormat Gav, he’ll be off like a shot when she gets to a size 18 (only one more size up!!!)

  12. Shaun says:

    She has been gorgeous both pregnancies, she still is gorgeous! and i don’t care how much she gains she will only get more GORGEOUS!!!

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