Paris Takes Her New Breasts and Her New Man Out on the Town
April 5th, 2007 by Evil Beet
Paris and Flavor of the Week Josh Henderson hit up Parc in LA. Why is she with this guy? He’s her newest project, I guess. And we get it, Paris. The boobs are bigger. Congratulations, dear. Maybe now men will think of you more like a sex object and less like a really good friend.
Before you leave a comment, please make sure you've read our Guide to Commenting. It could save you a great deal of embarrassment.
April 5th, 2007 at 2:02 pm
Ok, folks, those aren’t implants, just a well made push up and push in bra. She’d be a helluva lot fuller on the sides if they were.
Besides, who would agree to size AA implants?
April 5th, 2007 at 7:01 pm
Paris Hilton and the phrase “really good friends” should never appear in the same sentence!
April 6th, 2007 at 7:03 am
The guy’s should say “slut winner”
April 8th, 2007 at 12:41 pm
those don’t look like breast implants, agree with scratch n sniff, it just a wonder bra!!
August 1st, 2007 at 3:33 pm
Yay Paris
October 24th, 2007 at 5:58 am
C’mon!! Those are F-A-K-E! There is NO WAY it’s “just a push-up”. I have bigger boobs than Paris (used to have) and I couldn’t make mine look that big if had a roll of duct tape, a miricle-water-victoria-secret-wonder bra, and a magic wand…. let’s be real.
March 15th, 2008 at 3:06 pm
Definitely implants!! They look awesome though.
I KNOW that’s what they look like when they’re “new” because i just got my own done!
I’m glad Paris finally did what she has wanted to do for a long time.
April 18th, 2008 at 12:12 pm
I agree with scratch and sniff. No way those are implants. Not big enough around the sides. Even if she still got implants, it’d be bigger on the sides, so yar. Dumbasses..
July 24th, 2008 at 8:13 pm
paris is hot