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Apr 05, 2007 at 11:42 am by Evil Beet
There is a fantastic joke to be made about Victoria Beckham’s boots here, but I can’t find it. Thoughts?













Who cares about her boots, that kid looks like he is 2 steps away from juvie in that second pic. For having such Dandy parents he looks like an ass kicker…I know I’m scared.
She looks like Astroboy just as he’s taking off.
Makes you wonder what poor yetti she attacked to get those :P
How about something to the effect of a French poodle joke?
Any joke should contain the words “bleached Ewok.”
I think I put an eye out!!!
oh please !!!! you guys dont know effertless fashion then. obviously none of you are into apre ski fashion
c’mon! YOU KNOW THE GIRL IS AWESOME!
she has a family, money, she’s famous, what else can she ask for?
aaaand…. i love the way she dresssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!
i’m happy that poch and becks are in U.S. right now, god, i want to meet them! i think they’ll be great in here, cuz’ Spain it was…. kindda stupid, and people in there is so…. mad the all time… anyway, victoria belongs to U.S. now! muahahahaha