Today's Evil Beet Gossip

So the U.S. Postal Service Kind of Sold Out

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I go to usps.gov change my mailing address today, and this is what I’m greeted with. I thought for a minute I was on the wrong site. I guess no one sends real letters anymore, so the United States Postal Service is, like, shilling for Star Wars. I mean, I guess it’s not like I see the USPS as the last bastion of true undiluted mail or anything, but something about this doesn’t seem right to me. Thoughts?