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Don’t Tell Her Not to Sing

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S-Jo is headed to Broadway!

This is good news for a myriad of reasons; not the least of which is the idea that I’ll know her specific location for hours at a time. You can’t imagine how helpful this is on the stalking front.

Even better the article states:

Screen beauty Scarlett Johansson is in the running to play Nellie Forbush in a sexy revival of “South Pacific” at Lincoln Center.

You see that? Sexy revival! She’s bringing sexy back, the only downside being she’s clearly aligned too tightly with J-Tim’s worldviews on sexy. Plus the fact that she’s playing Ms. Forbush will keep us bloggers in jokes for weeks at a time.

I would like EvilT to take me to this. I will buy the popcorn.